Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 21, 2022

the donut makers should be warned that Rat will sell them out to management for enough dough.

I’m surprised Rat didn’t dunk Stephan in hot coffee.

The last dialog balloon has both a bad pun and bad kerning.

at least it wasn’t about bagels, right?

I have a strange filling about this.

My eyes glazed over.

i don’t want to seem old fashioned but there is no way to glaze over the fact you are frittering away your time!

The hole cartoon is worth dough — not much, though.

Now I want a donut.

Management is the a hole.

Aw, let’s all send him ten bucks.

Donut makers feel all empty inside.

This strip needs to be ex-pun-ged from the archives! :D

I actually support this kind of union, and i agree with Rat.

I bagel to differ.

Rat do you also represent the Donut Hole Makers ?

A torus, by any other name would taste as sweet!

Especially if glazed properly!

The truth, the “hole” truth !

There’s a hole in his argument but I’m not sure where.

Rat should Pop’ems Pastis.

Stephan, you are the best♡.

I think that is the same union the folks from Starbarfs are using.

Donut makers would probably belong to the United Food & Commerical Workers…

Is nothing sacred?

We should all eat more hole foods.

There’s a hole in Steph’s head where his brain should be.

A cruller ending could not be had.

A donut without a hole is a danish, but a flute without holes is a stick.

Topologically a coffee cup and a doughnut are equivalent. That’s why they go together so well.

Now Pastis is holier than thou??

The only thing missing is a Drum Sting !

Pastis needs to go to India. He needs a Punjab.

The Donut makers were on strike because they want to be paid more dough. They think they deserve more dough. Doughn’t you think they are right?

Rat does not think Stephan should be able to make dough from this. Stephan believes he should make lots of dough from doing this comic. Do you agree with Stephan? Do you or doughn’t you?

Can Patsis be any kruller?

They just want to make more bread.

My eyes glazed over

Welcome to the bad pun extravaganza.

I love donuts.

If women can make a living (and more) selling her used bath water or farts, Mr. Pastis can make a living making donut puns.

I’ll take a dozen doughnut holes please…

Some donut puns are bad, but this humor is cruller.

To the 185 (as of 8 AM Central time) who gave this one a “LIKE” today – shame on you! Do you want more of this?

It’s the whole surrounding the hole that’s good for the soul.

donuts have a hole in middle to ensure the middle was not gooey in the middle and crispy on the edge

Are Bagel Makers chapter 117 ?

I do eclair, that is a bad pun…

I’m with you. I hope they get more dough…..

D’oh!

laughed so hard i creped mself

Just curious, when did doughnuts become donuts?

You’re all too late.Harvey Bullock ate all the donuts.

Don’t they make enough dough!

Personally, thank goodness someone decided to fill the centers with yummy jelly.

Hear, hear.

Stephen! “How come” is NOT a word. The word is “why”.

Blessed are the donut makers….their work is holely.

You can tell its gonna be one of these strips when the first few panels start out as something bizarre and random.

If you do what you love you’ll never work a day in your life. – Marc Anthony

Hehehe. You’re so punish

Must have been fried to come up with this half-baked pun.

Donut makers or coffee makersw pretending to be donut makers?

If you only represent the makers of the best donuts, you’re not a union, you’re an advertising agency.

Steve makes a great living and he funny most of the time!

What is your favorite doughnut? Mine is Krispy Kreme.

So they want to make the donuts for making the donuts?

As you ramble on through life, brother,

Whatever be your goal,

Keep your eye upon the doughnut,

And not upon the hole.

Rat, do you not understand that Stephan kneads the dough?

i de-eclair he tells the truth!

You donut have to be Homer Simpson to love this joke. (Let the criticism come.)

The bat, Rat, the bat! Quickly, before he commits another one!

Oh Stephan — G R O A N — LOLOL

I used to make donuts but I got tired of the whole thing.

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