B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 05, 2022

Yikes!

What was your first clue? Was it the shot across the bow as you approached or was it the minefield sign just outside the last frame?

But I’ll bet that nobody messes with him.

I’ve heard of a guy being called a tank, but this beats that.

I feel Canadians

“Dave’s not here, man.”

a turtle prepper

That would be a good friend to have!

I’d hate to see what he does when he breaks wind.

Why, he such a fan-tank-stic neighbour.

“Hey mister! Can we have our ball back?”

BLAM-O!

Dave has few friends, and fewer enemies.

Turret Syndrome……..

Well, at least he doesn’t have to explicitly tell kids to stay off his lawn.

No worries; gun powder is yet to be discovered.

Is that a Shellman tank?

That’s actually Vlad; ’e’s merely puttin’ on a show.

So instead of a home, Dave’s got a command center?

Had a neighbor like that, too. He was always shooting off his mouth!

That turtle done snapped!

A bit standoffish, perhaps?

The revolution is coming. Be ready.

He sort of seems to be compensating, but who am I to say?

I see he’s all shelled up ready to shoot off his mouth….

There’s a LOOOT of this type where I live. The scary part is: they HIDE it and pretend to be normal, all while being fully prepared to put a hole in your forehead if you embrace ANY behavior or belief they don’t approve of/agree with…and completely dismiss the concept that the RIGHT to think whatever they want comes with the RESPONSIBILITY to allow others the same right!!!

Jeez. He’s all boom and gloom…

I had a few neighbors somewhat like that.

One had a sign saying: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU’RE IN RANGE

They were actually friendly enough, but best to avoid crossing them….just in case.

Is Dave a vet?

Dave’s a real 2nd Amendment kind of… whatever.

Be quiet and he will protect you. Just like we protect our allies.

So, THAT’S what they mean, when they refer to “artillery shells!”

Perhaps move out of Texas.. although most of the South is pretty much the same. France might be nice, they sell all their armament so the locals don’t have any.

He’s so well-protected there’s no room for a normal life.

“Hey you punk Apteryx- get off my lawn!”

Loose cannon…

Putin is branching out.

Something like that occurs in this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8gLd-llcyE

John… master of understatement

Personally I like the turret, but the gun in the hull is really dated. Nobody puts guns in the hull any more.

But he is good to know if the enemy ever attacks……

No wonder real estate prices are going down

NRA?

Some of the friendliest most trust worthy people I know are gun owners.

Is he a bunker or a tank?

1812 Overture, anybody?

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Armed to the teeth, I guess.