Pickles by Brian Crane for February 07, 2022

If he has elephant slippers, that would make watching the news on election night interesting.

Donkeys are more your kind of thing Earl.

Sounds good to ME! (not)

They do have long ears like bunnies

Wait until you burro your feet in them.

and donkeys eat carrots like rabbits, right?

Hey, no one’s said the secret woid yet. Nows my chance…it’s not like Earl feels like a jackass about it! (and testing if an acceptable word in context will be needlessly censored)

Earl might be spending the night out in the stable.

Donkeys fit your personality better than sweet bunnies anyway Opal! (Actually i happen to think the donkey slippers are adorable :-)

Just attach a large cotton ball on the back of each.

He should get points for effort.

How did you ever find those Earl?

Hee Haw, this is funny!

It just isn’t the same, is it Opal?

When someone asks me how I am I like to tell them that I am like a mule with four broken legs—can’t kick. :-)

She is angry at him all the time, puts him down all the time. Feminism has ruin women and men, and their relationship. No surprise that men commit suicide at the alarming rate or don’t want to get married, etc.

Earl, you really don’t have to help. Opal can make an a$$ of herself without your help.

I feel cuteness is secondary to warm feet.

Now you’ll be able to kick ass, Opal!

Opal if you don’t like the slippers put them in a Donation Box . Now enjoy your cold feet ;-)

At least he tried and that is what counts.

HEE HAW!

they make those?!

This is what’s known as “Out of the ‘Dog House’ and into the ‘Out-House!’”

Just call them her “Earl” slippers.

WHAT AN ASS

Go with the Manatee slippers, you can wear them in the tub, as long as the water’s warm.

She had bunny slippers on yesterday. Earl must not have noticed, as usual.

I hope he saved the receipt.

Isn’t a type of slipper called mules?

My niece gave my brother some slippers like this. they have little squeakers in them that make a sound like a donkey. I hope this is not the case with these slippers.

Just don’t go to the GQP convention wearing them!

Just call them Eeyore ….

HEEE HAAAW.

You should have dyed them pink, Earl.

You’d think Earl would have learned by now that any attempt to repair a mistake is a bigger mistake.

Have you seen the Homer Simpson slippers? Hilarious.

I love donkeys and would be thrilled to wear those!!

This is hilarious! Such an “Earl” thing to do!

He obviously didn’t look too hard for bunny slippers. I wonder if Earl even knows how to shop online.

Oh Earl you should not had bought those.

Missed it by that much, Earl.

At least they weren’t pig slippers, although I know some women collect pig statues, etc. At least my sister does.

Well, I just know she’s going to accuse him of calling her a jackass for the rest of his, or her, life. Plus, Amazon has Bunny Slippers, they’ll just take a couple months to get here from China.

Earl there are just some people you can never please.

Opal says “Donkey slippers” All the delicate men cry mean lady !

OPAL IS A DONKEY!

I really like Donkeys and they are so abused in the world, even in the USA our interior Secretary Haaland likes killing them and wild horses and selling them to Mexico for meat. I really dislike Haalland

Not a bunny. I can tell.

No problem, Earl, just replace them with Pig slippers.

Some folks just don’t appreciate a little ass. Go figure.

Well considering how Opal can be a jackass, the donkey slippers fit.

Go ahead, Opal, shove a foot in his ass.

NO no no…they are AOC slippers….

Hee-haw! I have animal slippers, but would not wear donkey slippers.

Keep on digging, Earl…way to make a bad situation even worse.

Opal, do you have any idea how hard it is to find bunny slippers these days? Must be supply chain issues.