Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 13, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    Use the browser on private setting (I’ve heard some people do that).

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    RAGs  over 2 years ago

    If you have to prove how “masculine” you are, you’re not.

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    RonaldByrd  over 2 years ago

    “The woke mob is…forcing men to withdraw into dens of…porn.”

    You mean that’s not where the men in question were in the first place?

    Some years back there was a line of “thought” that “attacking” porn amounted to “attacking” the male gender itself because looking at porn was supposedly a perfectly “natural” thing for men to do and no one had any right expecting men to NOT look at porn (or some such damned thing, as noted, it was years ago). Apparently something changed.

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    Petercowen  over 2 years ago

    Gosh, Josh.

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    AnnChovie  over 2 years ago

    The way I first heard it back in the 70s was " t which rhymes with p that stands for pot!"

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    Susan00100  over 2 years ago

    I looks like Mark is aging faster than any other character in this strip.

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    Susan00100  over 2 years ago

    It’s up to Female Empowerment to straighten out the messes that men have made in this world for 5000+ years!!

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    Caldonia  over 2 years ago

    Asking men to stop harassing people or at least apologize for past harassment means taking away their masculinity? You’re insulting your whole gender, there.

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    KennethPrice2  over 2 years ago

    When I look at something on Amazon , ads for that product magically appear on my Facebook page.

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    More Coffee Please! Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Can you imagine actually supporting a jack*ss like Hawley? It boggles the mind…

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’m no “conservative” but I do worry about the fact that young kids are now seeing hard-core porn from a very young age. I think it has to warp your view of sex. I was 15 before I saw hard-core, and that was just a few photos. Now, they’re seeing films when their still pre-pubescent.

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    wrd2255  over 2 years ago

    You mean Josh isn’t just a wanker metaphorically, but actually as well?

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    Ontman  over 2 years ago

    Porn is probably where Hawley got the idea for the fist.

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    Brockie  over 2 years ago

    War in the Ukraine and Putin’s madness and time devoted to this subject, er, ah….say what? Quite a loooong time ago that this subject made the headlines….Zzzzz.

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    Say What? Premium Member over 2 years ago

    So the Senator is calling all hands to the pumps to clear browser histories? Um… okay, then.

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    Alverant  over 2 years ago

    By “American masculinity” does he mean like when we tortured people in Afghanistan on the word of someone who may or may not have their own agenda or does he mean domestically when we turned a blind eye to how the police would abuse their power and brutalize minorities? Or maybe he remembers the 80s when we funded terrorists to “fight the commies” or make things easier for American businesses. It sure seems like conservatives don’t know the difference between being a man and being a bully.

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    rs0204 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Josh Hawley is in the pocket of the Evangelical Taliban and other ultra-right-wing Christian movements. They are the ones who funded his campaign for Senator in my State of Missouri, and they are the ones he reports to. His goal, of course, is to run and win the Presidency. If he wins, it would be the death knell for civil liberties in this country, especially for women, minorities, and the LGBTQ community.

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    Prey  over 2 years ago

    I never do anything on my computer that I´m ashamed of! (It does help if you live on your own though.)

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    rossevrymn  over 2 years ago

    patrick murphy, loony squiggles, montana bill, rikitikiDA, klemubermoron, ammosexuallydysfunctional, opspecial ed, JAwholikebluegrass, where do you stand with Senator Hawley on male masculinity?:

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    79nysv  over 2 years ago

    I am who I am. Feel free to monitor what sites I visit. I am 76 I don’t care. You gonna tell my mommy ?

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    mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’m no shrink but methinks those who protest so strongly about gays and masculinity might be conflicted….

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    dwdl21  over 2 years ago

    Every day? LOL Btw I don’t get the second panel.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 2 years ago

    [insincere apologies for re-posting my song parody]

    Josh Hawley (Fascist-Missouri) Sings:

    When I was a punk folk had no doubt

    I’d commit treason with my trademark pout

    I did my level best to prove them right

    When I told a mob of traitors to go out and fight

    (When he told a mob of traitors to go out and fight)

    And though the Biggest Lie was nothing but a ruse

    They revolted just for me—also Trump and Cruz

    (And though the Biggest Lie was nothing but a ruse

    They revolted just for him—also Trump and Cruz)

    I’m never never modest so my horn I’ll toot

    I gave that my of traitors my own Fascist salute

    And when the mob rampaged I quaked with fear

    With a certain brownish discharge coming from my rear

    (With a certain brownish discharge coming from his rear)

    But in the aftermath I voted straight and true

    To acquit my fellow traitor, Donald you-know-who

    (But in the aftermath he voted straight and true

    To acquit his fellow traitor, Donald you-know-who

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    ricktaft46  over 2 years ago

    Porn is “Problematic”? And what about action videos? I’d rather see people making love than making war. Sex is messy but killing is far worse.

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    Masterskrain  over 2 years ago

    It’s interesting to see that Hawley is too stupid to recognize that Mark insulted him in his intro…

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 2 years ago

    Methinks Hawley just misses the days where he was “allowed” to violate women because “that’s a man’s prerogative”.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Let’s face it…some folks won’t be happy until we’re back to the 1950s or earlier.

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    mindjob  over 2 years ago

    chemical castration is the only hope

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    Kilrwat Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Wankers gonna wank.

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    Jaymi Cee Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’ve read this four times and it still makes no sense. “Forcing them to withdraw…?” Haw!

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    JenSolo02  over 2 years ago

    Gee, isn’t it fun to imagine the “gentleman” from Missouri is as much a hypocrite about his personal life as he is about his politics?

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    JenSolo02  over 2 years ago

    In the fifth panel, has Mark developed a late-middle-aged paunch? If so, GT has aged him just as my older brother has aged naturally, but my brother has more of a beard that has been trimmed in a way to fit within a COVID mask for the safety of his patients and himself. (He is a pediatric neurologist, so some of his young patients are extremely vulnerable.)

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Porn does not fuel male desire. Male desire fuels porn. And porn fueled Captcha, PayPal, was a big factor in the VHS/Beta Max war as well as DVD-HD vs Blu-Ray war. VHS and DVD kept it going when theatres were closing and catalog companies were closing down. The reaction to Traci Lords almost single handedly wrote several federal laws in regards to proper ID requirements for adult performers as well as accelerating more secure drivers licenses (California, and almost all the other states used a license that was basically a black and white single layer easily manipulated photograph) One of my aunts was a sex therapist and her daughter is one now.

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    willie_mctell  over 2 years ago

    Hawley put the toxic in toxic masculinity as well as other words toxic goes with.

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    sparky12358  over 2 years ago

    Maybe he should just go to the doctor to get some Viagra instead of blaming liberals for his, er, shortcomings.

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    My masculinity always increased in direct proportion to my woman’s pleasure. Porn doesn’t work like that.

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    montessoriteacher  over 2 years ago

    Hawley made this comment some time ago. That’s ok. Mo. voters may need a refresher course in his stupidity. Time to vote him and the other R’s out. The fascism of the Republican Party is currently on full display.

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    sisterea  over 2 years ago

    Apparently there is an IPSOS poll out that more than 60% of Americans disapprove of the new FL “reeducation” bill. They are angry with the govt interference in education. Well luckily we can fix that easily, vote out the republicans, governors, state legislators and especially senators and congressmen.

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    MartinPerry1  over 2 years ago

    Josh Hawley must watch porn for the same reason I do, to be disgusted with what is being shown on the screen and disgusted with myself for wondering if my partner would try some of that crap.

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    thedogesl Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Tor Browser. So I’ve heard, anyway. :-)

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    AndrewSharpe  over 2 years ago

    PSA: If you ever go to any sketchy sites, use the Brave browser in a private window with Tor.

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    RonaldByrd  over 2 years ago

    Some sources that I respect state that porn is “bad.” Other sources that I equally respect state that porn is, well, “acceptable,” at least. Fortunately, God has blessed me not just with a memory and with an imagination but with a remarkably low sex drive (which simplifies life A LOT, lemme tell ya), so I just don’t mess with it. I am, of course, a flawed and imperfect human being who occasionally fails to meet the standards that he sets himself.

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    I’m a computer nerd,so I don’t get this particular insult.

    But I do know that Josh Hawley is a big,fat Shipoopi!!

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    miamidude  over 2 years ago

    Like those CNN producers forgot to do ,right Trudeau?

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