That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 18, 2022

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    rmremail  over 2 years ago

    The illustrated men

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    “So, do you tip your tattoo artist 20% or 25%?”

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    rmremail  over 2 years ago

    Yeah, I like showing off my tats as much as the next guy, but the wedgies from the thong are getting to be too much!

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    rmremail  over 2 years ago

    The first guy is holding a war club, but why does the other guy have a giant pooper scooper?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Was it my turn to be the good angel?”

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    Solstice*1947  over 2 years ago

    /// In the sulfurous caves of Gehenna,

    Hell-spawn’s tats dye flesh orange with henna.

    Cut-off, with one exception:

    They get cellphone reception,

    but so bad, earbuds need long antenna.

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    rmremail  over 2 years ago

    So what do you think of that ‘Hair Club for Men’? Are you going to try it?

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    Kwen  over 2 years ago

    What people had to fo before they invented mirrors.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    Off for work at the Underwood Ham Factory!

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Nice butts.

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    Funny_Ha_Ha  over 2 years ago

    The concept of body armor never dawned on this extinct breed of cow eared warriors.

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    The guy on the right advising the other guy that there are parts of Marquesa you don’t want to go to with your towel knot in the back side.

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    Solstice*1947  over 2 years ago

    /// Zeno Shindler would likely be pissed

    that his painting’s real subjects I’d missed.

    They are Marquesan Men,

    and not devils who yen

    to see me put on Shindler’s sh!t list.

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    shanen0  over 2 years ago

    But with different accessories?

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    Jayalexander  over 2 years ago

    I hear you’ve taken up Fan Dancing. They say you lose the loin cloth at the end. Rather risqué don’t you think?

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    “Hello, kitty!”

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    Though baskets are far away

    And hoops they’re unlikely to play

    The cerulean hues

    Of their wondrous tattoos

    Lead one’s thoughts to the N.B.A..

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    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    Poor guys must have tried diving in shallow water. They’ve conch’d their heads.

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    Helen Ferrieux  over 2 years ago

    (Once again). Which twin has the Toni ?

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    dream sequence from cats featuring sumo wrestlers, code named cats tats fats by the production crew…

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    Reader  over 2 years ago

    You what!? You forgot the Polynesian sauce for our chicken mcnuggets?!

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    Their buttocks are peaches and cream /

    Their complexions are every girl’s dream:/

    The secret to it

    Is never to sit..

    So they stand til their poor arches scream…

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    ekw555  over 2 years ago

    meanwhile, at Burning Man . . .

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    HunterIsACriminal  over 2 years ago

    Lia Thomas finds a job.

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    aerotica69  over 2 years ago

    What is the point of bluetooth if we have to stand this close to get rid of the static?

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    Sir Bugsy  over 2 years ago

    Pointy haired boss?

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    wincoach Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This Piece is Titled: Just a Couple of Guys Standing around Half Naked Feeling Horny

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    " I don’t care what Maurice at Marquesan Cuts for Men says! Horned haircuts do not make girls horny … and the definitely don’t help my Bluetooth reception! "

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    In the West, we all look askance/

    At the folk who appear without pants/

    But in climates inclement/

    To copious raiment/

    Are trousers, in truth, an advance?

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    jscarff57 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Dude, the loose part goes in front…”

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    prrdh  over 2 years ago

    “Nice tats. Who’s your scratcher?”

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    Another Take  over 2 years ago

    While much could be learned about a Marquesa man from his tattoos, all one truly needed to know was told by his front or back choice of thong knot.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 2 years ago

    “Well, one of us is going to have to go home and change.”

    “We’re nomadic hunter-gatherers. We don’t have homes.”

    “…skank.”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    My waist band is longer than yours, ha!

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    Another Take  over 2 years ago

    Millenia of inbreeding on Marquesa obviated the need of mirrors as every Marquesan looked like another.

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    Calvins Brother  over 2 years ago

    “Our Mothers dress us funny.”

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 2 years ago

    Dude! Who cuts your hair?

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    Sir Isaac  over 2 years ago

    Hey Moe….have you seen Curley today?

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    Ken Holman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Hey, T.J., you might want to re-tie that a little longer in front before you turn around”

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    Ken Holman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Dude! You probably don’t want to use a slip knot! Or are you headed out on a date?”

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    PoodleGroomer  over 2 years ago

    The delivery truck is dropping off the Torture-O-Matic I saw on late-night TV. I am backlogged and can’t wait to try it.

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    6turtle9  over 2 years ago

    The devil made them do it.

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    anomaly  over 2 years ago

    “Where are you going, all dressed up in your Sunday best?”

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    d1234dick Premium Member over 2 years ago

    you notice that the man on right has loin cloth longer in front, the other man has it longer in back. does this tell you what they like for sex? hide what you think is most valuable/usable.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    The Marquesas, I’m bound to confess /

    Are no place to dress for success/

    For whatever their tribe/

    the men all subscribe /

    to the principle “more is less.”

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    Blatherskite  over 2 years ago

    Urulu multi-tasks as a gondolier and wood-fired pizza artisan.

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Marquesan Men

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Antonion_Zeno_Shindler_-_Marquesan_Men_-_1985.66.165,720_-_Smithsonian_American_Art_Museum.jpg 

    has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image at 

    https://thatispricelessblog.com/2022/02/masterpiece-2881 

    and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Yea … my mom gave me underwear for Christmas again.

    Does she still put your initials on them?

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Weren’t you supposed to attend a tea party yesterday?

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Cosplayers at the Hellboy premiere.

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    wawoodman  over 2 years ago

    Ancestors of Dilbert’s pointy-haired boss?

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    Hell spawn“? Did I hear you right, sir?

    Well there may be a few who concur../

    but to anyone woke /

    that isn’t a joke /

    it’s simply ethnic slur!

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    “Death guards” by the banks of the Styx ?/

    All I see is two lightly dressed dicks/

    Hobnobbing together /

    ‘Bout da tropical weather/

    And their office pool basketball picks..

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    Solstice*1947  over 2 years ago

    /// Barnum renamed them “Willy” and “Nilly,”

    well aware that it made them seem silly.

    “Since they don’t overwork us,

    in our own chosen circus,

    it would seem that we did pick a dilly.”

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    markmoss1  over 2 years ago

    Continuing the search for the lost starship Horizon, Captain Kirk and the Enterprise discover a planet where the Horizon left behind a copy of Ray Bradbury’s The Illustrated Man and a video player loaded with Cats.

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    mac04416  over 2 years ago

    “I’ve noticed something. Your hair looks kind-of looks like mine”

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