" I don’t care what Maurice at Marquesan Cuts for Men says! Horned haircuts do not make girls horny … and the definitely don’t help my Bluetooth reception! "
you notice that the man on right has loin cloth longer in front, the other man has it longer in back. does this tell you what they like for sex? hide what you think is most valuable/usable.
and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.
Continuing the search for the lost starship Horizon, Captain Kirk and the Enterprise discover a planet where the Horizon left behind a copy of Ray Bradbury’s The Illustrated Man and a video player loaded with Cats.
rmremail over 2 years ago
The illustrated men
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
“So, do you tip your tattoo artist 20% or 25%?”
rmremail over 2 years ago
Yeah, I like showing off my tats as much as the next guy, but the wedgies from the thong are getting to be too much!
rmremail over 2 years ago
The first guy is holding a war club, but why does the other guy have a giant pooper scooper?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Was it my turn to be the good angel?”
Solstice*1947 over 2 years ago
/// In the sulfurous caves of Gehenna,
Hell-spawn’s tats dye flesh orange with henna.
Cut-off, with one exception:
They get cellphone reception,
but so bad, earbuds need long antenna.
rmremail over 2 years ago
So what do you think of that ‘Hair Club for Men’? Are you going to try it?
Kwen over 2 years ago
What people had to fo before they invented mirrors.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Off for work at the Underwood Ham Factory!
Charliegirl Premium Member over 2 years ago
Nice butts.
Funny_Ha_Ha over 2 years ago
The concept of body armor never dawned on this extinct breed of cow eared warriors.
Bilan over 2 years ago
The guy on the right advising the other guy that there are parts of Marquesa you don’t want to go to with your towel knot in the back side.
Solstice*1947 over 2 years ago
/// Zeno Shindler would likely be pissed
that his painting’s real subjects I’d missed.
They are Marquesan Men,
and not devils who yen
to see me put on Shindler’s sh!t list.
shanen0 over 2 years ago
But with different accessories?
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
I hear you’ve taken up Fan Dancing. They say you lose the loin cloth at the end. Rather risqué don’t you think?
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
“Hello, kitty!”
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
Though baskets are far away
And hoops they’re unlikely to play
The cerulean hues
Of their wondrous tattoos
Lead one’s thoughts to the N.B.A..
P51Strega over 2 years ago
Poor guys must have tried diving in shallow water. They’ve conch’d their heads.
Helen Ferrieux over 2 years ago
(Once again). Which twin has the Toni ?
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
dream sequence from cats featuring sumo wrestlers, code named cats tats fats by the production crew…
Reader over 2 years ago
You what!? You forgot the Polynesian sauce for our chicken mcnuggets?!
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
Their buttocks are peaches and cream /
Their complexions are every girl’s dream:/
The secret to it
Is never to sit..
So they stand til their poor arches scream…
ekw555 over 2 years ago
meanwhile, at Burning Man . . .
HunterIsACriminal over 2 years ago
Lia Thomas finds a job.
aerotica69 over 2 years ago
What is the point of bluetooth if we have to stand this close to get rid of the static?
Sir Bugsy over 2 years ago
Pointy haired boss?
wincoach Premium Member over 2 years ago
This Piece is Titled: Just a Couple of Guys Standing around Half Naked Feeling Horny
Linguist over 2 years ago
" I don’t care what Maurice at Marquesan Cuts for Men says! Horned haircuts do not make girls horny … and the definitely don’t help my Bluetooth reception! "
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
In the West, we all look askance/
At the folk who appear without pants/
But in climates inclement/
To copious raiment/
Are trousers, in truth, an advance?
jscarff57 Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Dude, the loose part goes in front…”
prrdh over 2 years ago
“Nice tats. Who’s your scratcher?”
Another Take over 2 years ago
While much could be learned about a Marquesa man from his tattoos, all one truly needed to know was told by his front or back choice of thong knot.
The Wolf In Your Midst over 2 years ago
“Well, one of us is going to have to go home and change.”
“We’re nomadic hunter-gatherers. We don’t have homes.”
“…skank.”
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
My waist band is longer than yours, ha!
Another Take over 2 years ago
Millenia of inbreeding on Marquesa obviated the need of mirrors as every Marquesan looked like another.
Calvins Brother over 2 years ago
“Our Mothers dress us funny.”
Indianapolis Smith over 2 years ago
Dude! Who cuts your hair?
Sir Isaac over 2 years ago
Hey Moe….have you seen Curley today?
Ken Holman Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Hey, T.J., you might want to re-tie that a little longer in front before you turn around”
Ken Holman Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Dude! You probably don’t want to use a slip knot! Or are you headed out on a date?”
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
The delivery truck is dropping off the Torture-O-Matic I saw on late-night TV. I am backlogged and can’t wait to try it.
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
The devil made them do it.
anomaly over 2 years ago
“Where are you going, all dressed up in your Sunday best?”
d1234dick Premium Member over 2 years ago
you notice that the man on right has loin cloth longer in front, the other man has it longer in back. does this tell you what they like for sex? hide what you think is most valuable/usable.
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
The Marquesas, I’m bound to confess /
Are no place to dress for success/
For whatever their tribe/
the men all subscribe /to the principle “more is less.”
Blatherskite over 2 years ago
Urulu multi-tasks as a gondolier and wood-fired pizza artisan.
mabrndt Premium Member over 2 years ago
Marquesan Men:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Antonion_Zeno_Shindler_-_Marquesan_Men_-_1985.66.165,720_-_Smithsonian_American_Art_Museum.jpg
has info and links that point to more info about this painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image at
https://thatispricelessblog.com/2022/02/masterpiece-2881
and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 2 years ago
Yea … my mom gave me underwear for Christmas again.
Does she still put your initials on them?
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 2 years ago
Weren’t you supposed to attend a tea party yesterday?
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 2 years ago
Cosplayers at the Hellboy premiere.
wawoodman over 2 years ago
Ancestors of Dilbert’s pointy-haired boss?
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
Hell spawn“? Did I hear you right, sir?
Well there may be a few who concur../
but to anyone woke /
that isn’t a joke /
it’s simply ethnic slur!
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
“Death guards” by the banks of the Styx ?/
All I see is two lightly dressed dicks/
Hobnobbing together /
‘Bout da tropical weather/
And their office pool basketball picks..
Solstice*1947 over 2 years ago
/// Barnum renamed them “Willy” and “Nilly,”
well aware that it made them seem silly.
“Since they don’t overwork us,
in our own chosen circus,
it would seem that we did pick a dilly.”
markmoss1 over 2 years ago
Continuing the search for the lost starship Horizon, Captain Kirk and the Enterprise discover a planet where the Horizon left behind a copy of Ray Bradbury’s The Illustrated Man and a video player loaded with Cats.
mac04416 over 2 years ago
“I’ve noticed something. Your hair looks kind-of looks like mine”