The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 27, 2022

If I were a member of the family I’d vote for mustard too.

Obviously Col. Mustard did it in the kitchen

Both.

Sauerkraut!!! Thank you and have a great day…

/SHMIRK/

I love that coat of arms.

How about Kettard. That’s what it will be when your done eating.

Hot dog purists, especially in Chicago, say that only mustard shold go on a hot dog. They will become quite angry if you suggest ketchup. Hot dog vendors don’t even have ketchup on display, although some keep a bottle under the counter.Personally, I eat mine wrapped in two cheese slices, without a bun.

Use whatever tastes good to you.

I can’t think of a single thing that I’d put ketchup on. On the other hand, I’ve put mustard on baked beans.

I like my hot-dog split in half and then I put a bunch of Amish zucchini relish on it and add mustard & ketchup… It makes thevery best hot-dog you’ll ever want to eat. Serve it with potato chips for a great lunch.

Another great debate. Right up there with the toilet paper debate.

Mustard. I don’t use catsup for anything except in a meat loaf. (RIP)

Brutus I’d still chalk that up as a win.

A real Chicago dog does not have ketchup on it. However, I’m not all that ate up about that.

On the other hand, I’m more amazed that people put mayo on a burger. That just doesn’t seem right on so many levels.

According to the National Hot Dog & Sauage Council:

Don’t…

Use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18.Mustard, relish, onions, cheese, and chili are acceptable.

https://www.hot-dog.org/culture/hot-dog-etiquette#:~:text=do%20the%20presentation-,Don’t…,cheese%20and%20chili%20are%20acceptable.

Abbot: “Mustard was made for a hot dog. Mustard and hot dog go together!”

I remember an article in the Detroit News where a person working a Comerica Park (Detroit Tigers) wouldn’t put ketchup on a hotdog, but only mustard. He said only mustard goes on a hot dog.

I don’t relish getting caught in the middle of a discussion like that. I’d get my buns out of there!

err… I’m sure he meant that to be a compliment….

Have you ever had a hot dog in New York, Michigan, Chicago, Atlanta, or Detroit (and, I’m sure, many other cities)? All great, all really, really different!

the folks who think ketchup is okay on a hot dog are probably the same ones that put pineapple on pizza…

I’d pass on either condiment, plain suits me fine.

“Only dilettantes put ketchup on a hotdog” a line from a movie, I forget which, I think spoken by Ryan Reynolds

The second most important family debate after the proper way to hang a roll of toilet paper, over or under. Even the wise man at the top of the mountain won’t commit in this divisive argument.

You’re both wrong – it’s Prego. It goes with everything – pizza, spaghetti, sandwiches, brats, hot dogs, burgers, peanut butter, mashed potatoes, apples, etc. Lol.

Chili – mustard – onions. ketchup for fries and little kids. Course most people act like little entitled kids today and getting more like babies each day. World of immature teens to middle agers. Whiners. Now Wilberforce is playing mediator today between two kids. Well done young lad. Well done.

double mustard hold the hotdog

Mustard! With jalapeños!!!!

Mustard, Relish, and Mayo.

Or Chili sauce and cheese with diced onions.

neither, mayo is the best.

As an impartial reader, I agree with Mom!

mayo

At the Jake – uh sorry, Progressive Field – it’s Bertman’s Stadium Mustard. Period. Mic drop. Go Tribe! Uh sorry – Guardians.

Chili

According to the National Hot Dog and Sausage council (NHDSC) Ketchup should never be put on a hot dog after the age of 18

Mustard and fried onion.

There no point in arguing, to each their own, even if they are wrong.

MUSTARD. Ketchup belongs on burgers, not hot dogs!

They have both sitting right there on the counter! Just each grab one and have your meal! It’s unfair to drag a kid into an argument.

Mustard, chili and cheese, NO onions…

In Chicago it is illegal to put ketchup (or catsup) on a hot dog after the age of ascension (12 years).

The next level is the ‘Francheezie’. A jumbo hot dog or Polish Sausage’ stuffed with American Cheese and wrapped in bacon, then deep fried. You’ll die with a smile on your face.

Mustard! Ketchup/Catsup is for kids! :-)

There are two ways to have a hotdog, 1. plain on a bun, and 2. with everything-making it a gastric disaster. There is no middle ground.

Great save to your Mom while getting a quick shot in on your Pop as well Wilberforce. Also shows great character that you can poke fun at yourself! Well done! And it is mustard by the way… 100%! Ketchup’s for burgers and frys!

For me, it’s jalapeño mustard, Wolf Brand Chili (no beans), and onions.

Catsup or Ketchup either one for me!!

I started with Catsup as a child, but in high school changed to mustard. Sometime after that, I went to both, then back to Ketchup. Now, it’s BBQ sauce. My wife was strictly mustard.

Friends from Chicago tell me if you put ketchup on a hot dog there you’ll be booed out of Wrigley Field !

Both. Makes variety.

Hate mustard. Guys at the Coney Islands in Detroit roll the eyes when I request Ketchup.

Catsoup is only for putting on cats, not dogs.

What about sourkraut

While some people can’t stand to see me eat a filet done extra rare, I get totally grossed out by ketchup on eggs. It might be the colors. I don’t know. Personally, I feel people put ketchup on foods to drown out the original taste.