Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 10, 2022

That’s easy . . . .EVERYTHING

She sets up shop at the one place her own family doesn’t go near.

How come we don’t have Inspector Danger Quiz anymore?

Orange old lady hair.

Lady Catherine de Burgh is an expert on the subject.

She should probably take care of her own first.

Ok Karen

A sequel to her General Relatives Theory?

The application of that theory is practical critics of relatives

Muriel’s CRT!

Hasn’t her type always volunteered that dubious service unasked?

Seems for some it’s always easier to see faults in others than in one’s self. But then for some behaviour speaks for itself.

Albert beat her to it with his ‘’Theory of Critical Relatives’’

My computer is having a bad day, it keeps telling me, I’m misspelling words. Oh well.

I grew up in ‘Small Town’ America (population less than 2500), everyone knew everything about everyone else (or thought they did). When our family got together for holidays, the adults would sit around the living room drinking coffee and smoking and talking about everyone else. We kids would be in the next room reading, playing board games, and listening. Eventually my older sister would get up and saunter through the living room and say, “Isn’t it just so lucky that we are all related?” I’m not sure they ever ‘got the message’.

Einstein had a theory about relatives.

There is something wrong with everyone’s family. No strangers need to point it out. Usually, we love them anyway. Bless their heart.

I used to have a couple of aunts that were experts in the field of analyzing everyone else’s faults – ignoring the fact that their own families were totally dysfunctional!

Ya lady, you and the horse you rode in on.

I think we all know what is wrong with our family…

Morial is just starting out. My mother-in-law was a pioneer in the business many years ago.

Don’t we all know what’s wrong with our family? We just need a solution!

sorry. I don’t have enough time for that

She looks like she’s pushing critical mass herself.

She throws in what’s wrong with you free-of-charge.

I’m looking for a cartoon that was in the 2021 desk calendar about a man wanting to hang a moose head in the house and the likelihood of his success in doing so. anyone k ow where I can find that?

Critical Race Theory. Critical Relatives Theory. Critical Religion Theory. The list just goes on and on and on. . .

Some of the members are too gullible? (Just guessing)

Of course I know what the theory of relativity is, it’s the theory you’re only allowed to tell your relatives.

Remember, you get what you pay for.

Wiley, another brilliant, wry toon. Sooo good on so many levels. Thanks, great work!

I don’t need her to tell me that, my ex-wife told me…the problem lays with the men in my family.

Hundreds of people w ill recognize their Mother-In-Law today.

Dad…“Somebody tried to do a family history, but ran into too many horse thieves and gave up”

One is not accepting of people outside the family that you want to join. Another is bitterness that sets in over time where you stop talking to each other

Is she 45’s sister?

Karen’s Mother.

And, as an added bonus, a free analysis of what’s wrong with you, too.

Muriel looks as though she is fully informed.

She looks like she’ll tell you, whether you want to know or not.

My guess is that Muriel’s gimmick is to say “If you’re coming here to find out what’s wrong with OTHER people in your family, it’s you!”

When my wife and I get separated in a large store, I relocate her by looking for an elderly lady with snowy white hair. Can’t remember what she was wearing.

The ones I run into don’t wait for you to ask.