Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 18, 2022

An open door policy that I could get behind

Of course the “boss” also has to come through that door

The Sword of Damocles, French Edition.

Any suggestions on who should try it

Earlier today, people were wondering why the boss was outside on the building ledge inching towards his office.

Deregulation? You mean a pitiful shortage of OSHA inspectors?

The boss has a back way into his office. That the peons don’t know about.

He/she who enters may never leave. Well, not in one piece anyway.

Don’t go losing your head over it.

The perfect doorway to put Tucker Carlson in.

Caution, rhis strip is from 2018, contemporary comments my not be welcome.

But! But! Corporations will always do the right thing when left to their own devices. Reagan and Greenspan proved that!

Get a ladder and a sharp knife, and cut the rope.

I thought they were talking about the plant at first

The office of Gill O’Teen….

One way to reduce excess personnel and cut one’s losses.

I would think there could have been a better caption. Haven’t thought of one yet but I bet Gary Larson would have had a good one.

My experience ha been that many regulations make doing your job more difficult but do nothing to relieve the workplace of bad management.

American right-to-work laws do not provide general guarantee of employment to people.

I worked with a supervisor who would carry around a baseball bat.

Maybe we could trip it when worthless leaves his office?

They will need to wear a hard hat in order to speak to the boss.

i’d stick my neck out

I had a boss with n open door policy. The only time the door was open was when he was not there.

Because of the coloring, I assumed at first they were talking about the potted plant and thought, “Yeah, that’s a triffid.”

I could have so used one of those for my office. Imagine the work I could have gotten done!

I get it. I thought they were talking about the plant, then I saw the blade.

When its down, you can use it as a screen to project your slides on

gotta be banana’s to try.

Staffing cuts.

I prefer Ernst Blofeld’s method.

The plant or the open door with the pull down curtain???

Sorry, OSHA still has regulations and the power to enforce them. I called OSHA after finding workers smoking in an area where flammable gases were stored and mixed. Believe me, OSHA was all over it.

This can give an very different meaning to the phrase “personnel cuts.”

a policy to get a head in?

Daffy Duck is trying to keep the stork out.

Not sure of what happen or the humor in this gag. A rare occasion with Miller.

Conservatives don’t want anyone to find out that “regulations” is just another word for “laws”.

The boss is very “cutting edge”…..

The Federalists against State’s Rights all over again?

Over here, in our parliament, we ‘bring on the guillotine’; that means they stop debate. I don’t think it’s quite as radical as is depicted here (thank God).