They have a tendency to emote since they’re all wannabe actors :D I wonder how they feel when they get a gig performing as a waiter. I guess they use their life experience, don’t show up or, if they do, they go with the wrong script in hand :D
Restaurant Ass’n of Florida (of which Disney is a prominent member, along with Red Lobster and others) won their fight to NOT require paid sick days for wait staff – don’t you just Love knowing your wait staff has a choice of not being paid, no tips, or staying home to heal? I consider it fortunate this NRA did NOT win their effort to reduce base pay to $2.13 Heaven help us all.
Joke: my dad got the rabbit soup at a restaurant. The waiter said, “if you say that there’s a hare in my soup, I will get the manager to kick you out of this restaurant, then charge your credit card extra.”
I always gave tips on the service, which generally was good and even excellent ………… but one time the waitress really p*ssed me off. It would have been different if she was busy, but she walked right by us and took her break, finally one of the other waitresses that knew me asked if we had our order taken, I said no but could see that she that she was busy, she then said I’m not your waitress she is ! About then the owner came over and apologized for making us wait, took our order. The waitress that was suppose take our order brought out our food and she acted like it was such a job ……… so when we left, I put a penny tip under a flipped glass of water. (I did find out later, that waitress got fired, shortly afterwards) !
Bullwinkle as Little Tommy Tucker, the singing waiter, “Tomato Sauce and Ketchup we use to make it red. you put it on your salad, you’ll wish that you were dead!”
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
I hope the waiter isn’t expecting a tip.
Concretionist over 2 years ago
Took twice.
What does the grape say?
Stomp me, crush me, make me whine…
B UTTONS over 2 years ago
I guess we won’t need to leave a tip. The waiter is tipsy already with all that wine.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
I bet he knows a man with a wooden leg, named Smith!
nicka93 over 2 years ago
Waitstaff have to have a sense of humor, otherwise there would be fewer living return customers.
rekam Premium Member over 2 years ago
Poor guy thought he said “give us your best whine.”
gbars70 over 2 years ago
Is that whine Italian or French?
Bilan over 2 years ago
They should’ve gone with the red whine. American Indians have much more to complain about.
juicebruce over 2 years ago
Pig likes to Whine …. Rat likes beer ;-)
iggyman over 2 years ago
There goes his tip! (Don’t think Rat is much of a tipper anyway!
blackman2732 over 2 years ago
Love the sarcasm. He’d get a good tip from me.
Display over 2 years ago
If you like that whine, just take a look at the brew the back of the house is cooking up.
Oh wait, they’re shooting it up after cooking it up.
wrd2255 over 2 years ago
“Don’t think of your food as cold. Let’s call it “heat-challenged”
James Wolfenstein over 2 years ago
They have a tendency to emote since they’re all wannabe actors :D I wonder how they feel when they get a gig performing as a waiter. I guess they use their life experience, don’t show up or, if they do, they go with the wrong script in hand :D
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago
The restaurant has a rat infestation
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
mmMMMOOOOOoomm
Croc Holliday over 2 years ago
He should work at Dick’s Last Resort, where the waitstaff are expected to abuse the customers.
garcoa over 2 years ago
I would never order “the best wine” – could be $1000/bottle.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
No tip for you, whiner.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 2 years ago
If that’s his best whine, I think Rat and Pig got cheated.
F-Flash over 2 years ago
Customer: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup? Waiter: The back stroke. Bada Boom!
monya_43 over 2 years ago
The waiter must have a sense of humor. He wouldn’t have left a rat and a pig into the restaurant otherwise.
uniquename over 2 years ago
Well, that wine is a lot cheaper than the bottled kind.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 2 years ago
Wine. Whine. Yeah.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Yikes! So much for a quiet evening……I hate pesky waiters….
CaveCat87 over 2 years ago
Probably should have worded that differently, Rat.
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Half the waiters and waitresses in America probably WOULD like to say this!
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
Well, that’s a very good whine if I ever heard one.
The Orange Mailman over 2 years ago
Honest question: Is “soooooooo” with 8 oS pronounced so or sue?
franki_g over 2 years ago
For PBS whine list, see comment section.
Plumbob Wilson over 2 years ago
Gocomics has finally crossed the line by refusing to load comics if you have an adblocker. Farewell, friends, I’ll find my amusement elsewhere.
Pgalden1 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Restaurant Ass’n of Florida (of which Disney is a prominent member, along with Red Lobster and others) won their fight to NOT require paid sick days for wait staff – don’t you just Love knowing your wait staff has a choice of not being paid, no tips, or staying home to heal? I consider it fortunate this NRA did NOT win their effort to reduce base pay to $2.13 Heaven help us all.
Nougat over 2 years ago
Joke: my dad got the rabbit soup at a restaurant. The waiter said, “if you say that there’s a hare in my soup, I will get the manager to kick you out of this restaurant, then charge your credit card extra.”
My dad got a salad instead.
theoldidahofox over 2 years ago
Punning should be criminalized.
cornshell over 2 years ago
I always said some day Pastis will go back to waiting tables….
bwswolf over 2 years ago
I always gave tips on the service, which generally was good and even excellent ………… but one time the waitress really p*ssed me off. It would have been different if she was busy, but she walked right by us and took her break, finally one of the other waitresses that knew me asked if we had our order taken, I said no but could see that she that she was busy, she then said I’m not your waitress she is ! About then the owner came over and apologized for making us wait, took our order. The waitress that was suppose take our order brought out our food and she acted like it was such a job ……… so when we left, I put a penny tip under a flipped glass of water. (I did find out later, that waitress got fired, shortly afterwards) !
willie_mctell over 2 years ago
And jeez
SuperCharged5- over 2 years ago
anybody getting the issue where no images appear including the comic banner, comic strip, and adverts?
sergioandrade Premium Member over 2 years ago
Bullwinkle as Little Tommy Tucker, the singing waiter, “Tomato Sauce and Ketchup we use to make it red. you put it on your salad, you’ll wish that you were dead!”
freshmeet2030 over 2 years ago
Rat missed a good comeback: " I used to wish that I could sing. Now I wish that he could."
Buoy over 2 years ago
Hahahaha! Best one in awhile!
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
I would say give him a good tip. But this Rat we’re talking about.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
The old Waiter Wine Whine. Actually, he performed it rather well!
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
He knew that was the only kind that they could afford.
BasilBruce over 2 years ago
Plucky Duck did this on an episode of “Tiny Toon Adventures.”
newsbb over 2 years ago
A certain comic writer would love a waiter like that, instantly bond and give a massive tip.
GregZimmerman over 2 years ago
The way Pastis does?
Swirls Before Pine over 2 years ago
At least he’s being honest.
alantain 9 months ago
I’m not sniffing THAT cork.