B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 21, 2022

Yes….. Because snakes are the curse of the planet.

mhm .. some species need to be re-named

Snakes are very cool animals. Humans—no comment.

I’m the curse? That’s (a bunch of) garbage.

Well said, snake……..

Cavemen got rubbish bins!

So true to life!

BITE HIM! BITE HIM!

One is a real curse. One is an imagined curse.

The snake’s look says it all!

Cue the crying Indian.

Earth first!!…….we’ll f@#k up the other planets later.

Snakes aren’t a species, they’re a suborder.

You expect a snake to be a snake, Humans have to advance up to that status.

What? He’s feeding the fish.

The planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new paradigm: the earth plus plastic. The earth doesn’t share our prejudice toward plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn’t know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, “Why are we here?”

Man is a curse upon the Earth…destruction everywhere…..

We are a menace. I’m sure nature will correct us some time soon.

I think that I would think that I would be insulted by that comment.

I’ve got a nifty picture of a Lion doing a facepaw. It would go pretty good here…

M and H really nailed that one. So far, we’re the curse of our own land, though why is the guy dumping trash into the water?

while they are making us give up straws and plastic bags, on the other side of the planet they are sinking warships and dropping missals into our oceans.

we have to stop

We humans are the greatest curse to our planet because of our selfish, careless, and destructive ways.

“We’re so self-important. Everybody’s going to save something now. “Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.” And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. Save the planet, we don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet. I’m tired of this shit. I’m tired of f-ing Earth Day. I’m tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is that there aren’t enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world safe for Volvos. Besides, environmentalists don’t give a shit about the planet. Not in the abstract they don’t. You know what they’re interested in? A clean place to live. Their own habitat. They’re worried that some day in the future they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn’t impress me. -George Carlin

Earth Day commentary is on point!

Snakes are now suing lawyers for giving them a bad name

Solar-mirrored incineration systems would be the best way to dispose of most inorganic waste but many locations are unsuitable for such facilities so landfills are the next best thing. Water disposal is always terrible.

Another case of not getting to cast the first stone.

As soon as I become perfect, I’m looking forward to pointing out the flaws of others.

(So close, SO close!!)

Snakes may be a curse, but humans are a plague.

Are you going to take that, er, sitting down?

Such is the point, wherever humans trod destruction they leave in their wake.

Nailed it!

Snakes have no sense of hearing, so…

And I thought that Jane had an aversion toward snakes.

Picture War of the Worlds with humans as the creatures in the triangular flying machines wreaking havoc on every species, and all of the threatened species fleeing madly. Then picture trophy hunters killing elephants, lions, giraffes, tigers and gorillas, whaling ships spreading across the seven seas and decimating every species of whale until it was no longer economical to pursue whales. Was it Walt Kelly through his cartoon character Pogo that said “I have met the enemy and it is us”?

If he’s throwing away left over food into the water…..whats the problem. It will quickly decompose and eaten by microbes or other small animals or be eaten by bigger ones……

all fine here…no plastic, no batteries, just natural bio-degradable

Order or suborder. Species is too limiting.