Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 07, 2022

That verdict took less than 5 minutes, and that includes filing out of and into the court

Law & Order: Bad Dog Unit.

Cat Court is even worse.

Well trained dogs have well controlled and consistent people in charge. Yes, puppies are adorable, but GOOD DOGS grow from puppies that understand who’s in charge and what’s acceptable. The better response is an instant small swat, better with a switch of some kind so it’s not your hand doing it. Then an explanation at the puppies level and removal of the temptation one way or another. Then being told to perform something the pup can do so a reward can happen.

Puppy Court doesn’t even have a prosecutor. Why bother when they can never win a case?

Judges’ benches have computers now? (It’s been decades since I was last on jury duty.)

Do rugs now count as a downtrodden minority?!?

I love that puppy!!

That jury is also notorious for their verdict on Kyle Rittenhouse.

Dogs are awesome. As long as you treat them well, they are pure love in return.

WM…Cute and a smile for today. Thank you.

Judge Judy would note the dog is not on leash.

When you invite an animal into your house, shit is bound to happen. Pee too.

Training puppies and other critters is a lot about training their people to be consistent and caring in their handling.

Victim blaming!

case dismissed

Yea puppies.

(imagines a different version of the dialogue in this cartoon)

WE FIND THE DEFENDANT FLUFFY AND ADORABLE, AND THAT THE RUG WAS JUST AS FLUFFY AND ADORABLE

And I Swindle wins another one.

I could swear this is a repeat. Guess Wiley needed some time off.

What do you expect from a jury of peers? :)

The puppy’s name was Johnny Depp

Bad dogs, bad dogs, Watcha gonna do…..

The start:

https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/mutts/s-2668517

The finish:

https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/mutts/

Everyone in court is smiling, and so are we. PUPPIES, YAY!! Wiley, yay!

Note that this is a rerun from 2018, but I don’t care: I liked it then, and I like it now!

Asking for it? Well, of course!!

But that rug tied the whole room together.