Garfield by Jim Davis for July 04, 2022

They’ll regret making that decision

I’ll take my bacon on a burger, thanks. Happy 4th of July!

True fact, there was once a railroad with a track made of wooden rails covered with rawhide. That is the rails were covered until one bad winter when wild animals ate all of the rawhide.

Obviously the decision of pork barrel politicians.

mmmm… bacon

Don’t eat the pavement Garfield!

How will the vegans walk on the road now??

Great news for all the homeless sleeping on the roads.

Pig of a job to keep clean……

That’s not Halal!

Are you trying to feed stray dogs and cats? Garfield will not let them eat anything.

To quote a Jon Denver song … “Take me home, bacon road”.

And this will make the place better how? I love bacon, but I wouldn’t imagine eating it literally off the street!

The downside to that is that they’ll have to repave every so often because Garfield will be eating the streets!

Paul Simon: ♪♫ “Slip slidin’ away, Slip slidin’ away. You know the nearer your destination, The more you’re slip slidin’ away.” ♫♪

Imagine the joys of driving over a road of spoiled meat as the days progress.

Best place to live. Hmm, bacon.

So the capital of Louisiana is going to change it´s name?

Happy independence Day or Revolution Day to you Yanks from your old colonial masters, Great Britain from across the pond.

THIS ISN’T FUNNY, THATS UNREALISTIC GARFIELD! TRY AGAIN SWEETHEART!

-Maude xxxooo

I tell my grandchildren that bacon is my favorite vegetable. (They’re old enough to know the truth).

Just follow the grilled bacon road.

From now on, the signs will read, “Slippery when hot”.

At the price of bacon, it wouldn’t be feasible. But, of course, we are doing a lot of things that are not feasible

MAGA with Bacon

Sounds like a biden policy. Fits right in.

Yeah, like there’s no way that that’s gonna go wrong (sarcasm).

A transparent attempt to distract voters from the real issues in this country. And, knowing the voters, it will work.

I have never seen a cat eat bacon.

Happy Independence Day! Take me home, bacon roads…

Not for pigs.

“Butthere are no cats in America,And the streets are paved with cheese!”

The Department of Transportation has gone to the Pigs!!!!

Hopefully this is just metaphorical, the idea of streets paved with bacon representing (to Garfield, at least) a place of riches and prosperity. Otherwise it’s only a waste of perfectly good bacon.

Hamming it up on the 4th!

Of course Garfield is trying to remain apolitical.

Where???

Yeah, who wants streets paved in gold anyway.

So this president did inhale?

What is the traction ratio of rubber on fat/lean versus asphalt?

The roads paved with gold were dug up.

way to ruin good bacon…not like the prices aren’t getting high enough already.

This message brought to you by the Bacon Producers Association of America.

This one reminds me of a joke I’ve seen online. (Seems like I may have posted this here recently; if so, my apologies.)

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please don’t let anything happen to Kevin Bacon!

Looks like Garfield fell asleep while watching TV again, and this is what he dreamed.

Now everyone try to get along, please?

Eyyyyy!! Yes! I love bacon!!!!

I’m scared about what the diabetes rate in that country would be