Pickles by Brian Crane for June 26, 2022

Get her one with nudity on it then

Considering Earl’s taste in clothing, I doubt he cares.

Or you could have a card that says “I Farted”.

I wonder what Opal’s card has as a distracting design: Michelangelo the teenage mutant ninja turtle? (Just thinking aloud there.)

Since no one sees the card except me it doesn’t matter what it looks like.

SMART woman!!!

Shouldn’t ahve a problem finding it, however.

Lost mine in my wallet once after using it at an ATM in a casino. Put it behind my driver’s license instead of in front.

I went to my bank one afternoon to use the ATM. I was about to insert my card when I discovered $200.00 protruding from the slot along with the receipt. I immediately went inside the bank and handed them to a teller. Later that day the customer who had left the money in the machine returned and he got it back. It seems that he had been texting his sister on his phone and forgot to take his cash. I did not want a reward but he insisted on giving me $30.00 for being honest. The thing that resonated within me is how pitiful it is that people think others should be rewarded for doing an honorable thing. It doesn’t say much for human nature, does it?

“Besides, you never complained about your old card with the Care Bears on it….”

Isn’t usually in these strips the other way around, the man stating the woman is spending too much?

That’s what happens when you leave her in charge of picking the design for the card, Earl!

Hello Kitty is awesome! Where do I get one of those cards?

Looks like this one first came out in 2010 .

i want one

for those of you thinking finders keepers ……. atms have cameras

Haha, great idea!

It’s all about money today! Sickening

That might do it. “Hello Kitty” is all about marketing. There was never a TV show, movie, or story about “Hello Kitty”. It just appeared one day stamped on a bunch of stuff on the kawaii accessories shelf and grew like a monster taking over first Tokyo, then Japan and spread throughout the world.

She gotcha Earl!

He should use it MORE…… just to SPITE her..!!!!!!!

No war kittens for Earl…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kJs9-7zfGs

Don’t text and ATM!

OK, what’s the reverse for wives? Ozzy Osbourne biting off a bat’s head?

I’d prefer Totoro or perhaps Palmtop Tiger, but either way, it wouldn’t stop me from using it. And I’m a guy in his 60s.

I saw a licence plate holder in Victoria last month that said “I want to be Hello Kitty. That b_tch has everything”

That’s because being honest as you were probably puts you in the minority these days, sadly!

The branch ATM at BofA ate my debit card. The branch personnel were worse than useless, even acted annoyed at me. I’m thinking it’s time for a new bank.

Us? What does her card look like?

Now… if it sang Очи чёрные, (Ochi Chornya) every time it was taken out, that might work. (arcane reference anyone?)

I remember when “Platinum” credit cards were marketed as a status symbol.

I once found a $50 bill on the floor of a store. Impossible to find the owner. I kept it.

I also found a $20 bill on the ground by a doctor’s parking lot…spaces reserved for doctors, that is. I figured he/she wouldn’t miss it much.

Many years ago (45+) I was riding my bike home from work and came across several (8+) store credit cards on the side of the road. I noted the location and continued on home with them. I called the local police and they sent out a detective to get the cards and take my statement. Never heard anything back. I know it was the right thing to do, though.

Funny he knows it is “Hello Kitty.” It does not say it is Hello Kitty.

I hadn’t use the money cash in the last few years I have been using my debit card since then what the point in using cash LOL With COVID still here

Maybe they didn’t think that they SHOULD reward you – but that they just wanted to. That is a good aspect of human nature.