Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 13, 2022

Does Rat get his from the National Enquirer or Fox “News” Channel?

(Let the ranting begin!)

Rich politicians are still buying ocean front property. So I’m not concerned.

Rat gets his news from Facebook, Instagram, Reddit, TikTok, Twitter, Whatsapp, and Wikipedia.

Are rats concerned about the quality of their food?

as soon as we had 24 hour news they had to find stories to fill it!

Watch out for food from Peach Tree dishes.

Soup. That is all

They are reading different sets of fear porn.

That soup as “bytes”?

Considering sea level rise is a croc- (check out the Maldives, they’re still happily building apartment blocks and office buildings…and insurance companies are still insuring Floridians) I think I might trust Rat’s sources on some points.

That’s Goat Head Soup.

Yep. Rat’s listening to FAUX Noise and OAN. 100% Truth-free opinion “Networks”.

But they’re actually both the same; malarkey.

Mr. Conspiracy Theory

BIRDS AREN’T REAL!

Unfortunately, the only way to reverse the motion of water toward the sea is by massive infusions of thermal energy to the seas, to force water vapor farther inland before it can cool, condense and precipitate. And it will take a LONG time to warm the seas, which are currently 4C in their depths due to polar ice, which keeps the seas cold and causes inland aridity, which includes glacial recession, desertification, rising CO2 and CH4 levels, rising sea levels, and reduced upper atmosphere O3 levels.

Most goats would be eating that newspaper.

FRN*(*Fox Republican non-News)

Pastis is stirring the pot (or soup) just because he can.

Why isn’t Rat working for the news?

and neither are the truth

They’re both listening to lies.

the Left: Rat is watching Fox. CNN is real news.

the Right: Rat is watching CNN. Fox is real news.

Repeat ad nauseum…

Both ideas are equally valid. There is no need to worry about either of them.

Problem is during the Halocene era, ours, the polar caps have melted several times. Yet, we are still here. As are the polar bears, they’re not a recent evolution.

Oh, so that’s what’s wrong with my knee!

ahhhh

Tinfoil hats will block the government from activating the microchips.

Goat needs to realize that sea walls are a thing.

So, who told you that, Rat? Joe Rogan? Alex Jones? Tucker Carlson?

The government microchip goes right next to the Google and the Microsoft chip. I read it in Pravda.

CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC: 1. Russian collusion (repeatedly repeated). 2. No laptop. 3. Peaceful protests in Oregon, even though they set up CHAZ and burnt buildings and caused an insurrection. 4. January 6, 2020. Insurrection. Only an innocent woman died, no buildings set on fire, no weapons displayed. 5. Wisconsin, Kyle protected his life and kill two people, who were criminals, not heroes. Teenage boy, waiting for bus, when a crazy man shoved his drum into the kid’s face, but it was all the kid’s fault. Ask how much the kid won in court. I could go on and on, but you get the point.

Paranoia comes in multiple forms.

Rat, if they can do it to soup, they can do it to coffee…

Fox has brainwashed the feeble minded…..

Speaking of rates, the again lying-Fed inflation rate story also excludes we who survived the double-digit inflation and empty gas stations of the early 1970s, but who’s complaining. Yesterday, my news said they’re going to trigger a Market Crash to straighten things out - WHAT THE HEY!? Remember, re. the Fed number, figures don’t lie, but liars can figure.

Sounds like you get your news from CNN or MSNBC. Climate has been changing for thousands of years. If it hadn’t warmed, we would still be in the ice age. Bunch of D/As.

No, it’s all the same source.

Rat must read the New York Times. What good is a newspaper without a comics page?

They’re both right.

Don’t forget Nancy Pelosi is an alien lizard and Joe Biden writes his own material.

nope, from CNN

I get my news from the National Enquirer.

Still can’t believe that Bat-Boy exists.

/s

one is "news"… the other not so much

I thought it was a tic. Oh dear.

Not to worry until the wealthy environmental activists stop buying expensive mansions near the beach.

Both zebra’s and rat’s sources are dumb.

I get my news from Pearl’s. That way I know I am on top of everything.

RAT IS A ‘Q’ SUPPORTER!!! I knew it!

Doesn’t Dr ÖZ sell a compound that neutralizes the soup chips?

I guess it all depends on the source. I prefer green News

i like polar bears!

My personal theory is that Rat just wants to blame the government for the consequences of his own actions.

Thank you Rat. I always thought Campbells Soup Company was owned by the Government. Chicken with “rice” soup is of special concern.

That must be a Mexican cafe, Tortilla Chip Soup?

one is about as good as the other. roflol

WARNING WARNING It says on my computer, that this site is “Not secure”……….quick everyone head for your shelters! o>8

Rat’s not getting news, he’s trying to get Goat’s soup. His excuse for eating the soup, “The government aslready controls my limbs so it doesn’t matter.”

Both Goat and Rat should question their news sources. For a healthy, honest look at climate change, go to creation dot com’s site and type in “climate change” in their search engine.

I’m so worried about the baggage retrieval system they got at Heathrow.

Yeah, Rat’s source isn’t talking about Jan 6 hearings.

Strange thought on the mass insanity theme: Do active shooter drills in schools lead to school shootings?

Simple research approach: Get data on all of the shooters for the mass shooters. LOTS of data since America averages more than one mass shooting per day. Group them by the target. My prediction is that the school shooters will have more personal experience with active-shooter drills compared to the shooters from other places. Some of the surviving school shooters may even admit that the drills helped their massacre planning.

Yeah, correlation is not causation, but sometimes it makes you wonder.

Oh yeah. One more thing. Even if they fortify every school to Lying Ted’s satisfaction, the shooters will not run out of soft targets. As long as the wannabe violent lunatics of America can get the suitable weapons, they will find opportunities to shoot lots of people.

Weird. I had a reasonable somewhat funny comment with no questionable language but I got a message, it contains a word on the banned list. Nothing I could see and nothing remotely edgy.

Compare. Contrast. Collate. Consult other sources….

Tiny Tim recorded a song about melting ice caps back in ‘68 or ’69. Needless to say, it’s bizarre.

Just walk away, Goat.

I couldn’t post my comment because one of the words was on the banned list. Was it impossible, or nightmares? “Hold on. Your comment includes word(s) on our banned list. Please edit your message and try again.”

In response to DaBump before the sacas bot took over, there is a weird algorithm in the GoComics comments program that is banning all words with “c” followed by “u”. Words like kustard and kustomer and kucumber.

but everyone has a phone they dont need to use microchips to track you

Only the soup sourced from the basement of a pizzeria in Washington DC has the microchips.