Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 24, 2022

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    Old man 2718  over 2 years ago

    YES!!!!!

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    Ricky Bennett  over 2 years ago

    Such a deep subject for a shallot mind…

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    distortion  over 2 years ago

    Make sure that your knife is sharp… you’re much less likely to get cut with a sharp knife.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    So far Frank seems to be doing well.

    He still has all of his fingers on his right hand.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I can tell that he has taken this class before!

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    Be aware of the shall nots. Thou shall not hold shallots in thy palm is the first one.

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    russef  over 2 years ago

    Same for chopping cat nails.

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    1953Baby  over 2 years ago

    Well, if you’ve got two opposable thumbs. . .

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    ChazNCenTex  over 2 years ago

    Ewwwwww! I think I’ll skip the salad.

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    …and make sure your insurance is paid up.

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    kaycstamper  over 2 years ago

    Wash you hands.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You have to go chopping for them at the store.

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    HarryLime Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I see there are no women in the class. Shouldn’t there be a Lady of Shallot?

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    Spiffy  over 2 years ago

    He said SHALLOTS, not idjots!

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    I think movies where you see chefs chopping veggies at the speed of light are horror movies (shudder)

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    ChessPirate  over 2 years ago

    I’ll “chop my shallots” in private, if you don’t mind…

    (ꆤ ⌣ʖꆤ)

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    Put on your chainmale gloves…

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I learned a variety of things in the Boy Scouts but one that really stuck with me was “Always whittle away from your thumb.”

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    Maybe even a tourniquet.

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    did not find this appeeling

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    MFRXIM Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I keep mine in the knife drawer with a pack of finger-cots!

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    Jujeebean  over 2 years ago

    I save the bandages for when I grate things. I almost always slip and grate a knuckle. I should get one of those kevlar gloves.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 2 years ago

    Bandages for appendages!

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    InTraining Premium Member over 2 years ago

    and then there is that woman that found a finger in her Wendy’s chili….! now in jail…!

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