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Some bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says “hey, we don’t serve your kind here.” The bacteria reply “we’re not customers, we’re Staph.”
There are people at the bar of the Mexican restaurant I go to for lunch. They are drinking…at 11:30 am…on a weekday. I don’t know whether to pity them or be jealous.
BasilBruce over 2 years ago
Actually, a Mr. Goodbar can really cheer a person up.
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
Yes, bars are filled with happy people.
sirbadger over 2 years ago
Alcoholism and sadness also come from a good bar.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
don’t let him steal your joy Pig!
Sanspareil over 2 years ago
A man walked into a bar, it hit him on the forehead.
No happiness there!
old_geek over 2 years ago
Some bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says “hey, we don’t serve your kind here.” The bacteria reply “we’re not customers, we’re Staph.”
tudza Premium Member over 2 years ago
Pig + baseball bat = no rat
B UTTONS over 2 years ago
Good humor ice cream bar.
stillfickled Premium Member over 2 years ago
Bars are full of drunks and then they get in their cars and drive.
Kurtass over 2 years ago
Mr. Good Bar.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 2 years ago
He wouldn’t be able to do that if you were to leave no room on your signs for him to do that.
MayCauseBurns over 2 years ago
There are people at the bar of the Mexican restaurant I go to for lunch. They are drinking…at 11:30 am…on a weekday. I don’t know whether to pity them or be jealous.
alien011 over 2 years ago
He’s kinda right, having a good lawyer can make you quite happy.
Geophyzz over 2 years ago
Just ask Toby Keith – I Love This Bar.
Jimvideo over 2 years ago
Nobody ever said, “It was a good thing when dad started drinking.”
Lizi over 2 years ago
Trump rat and his marker!
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Candy bar?
lunapeachie over 2 years ago
He’s not wrong.
Stocky One over 2 years ago
I once walked into a bar. I got a bruise on my forehead.
ChristineMurphy over 2 years ago
I’m thinking Almond Joy.
pontiac59 over 2 years ago
I asked a bartender for change, he said change comes from within.
I said yeah, within the cash drawer.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Delusional Rat…..Pig is such a wuss
Masterskrain over 2 years ago
“A horse walked into a bar. The Bartender said : “Hey, why the Long Face?”"
“Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week…be sure to tip your server!”
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
Either write bigger, of use a smaller sign.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
I got banned from a local bar for reasons I cannot explain, so happiness ain’t coming to me anytime soon.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Works for Temporary Pleasure only and even then, it’s at best only a 50/50 shot….
CaveCat87 over 2 years ago
Does Rat just not understand, or is he just intentionally doing this to mess with Pig?
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
A well known prizefighter walks into a bar.
A customer yells—“You’re a bum.I’ve seen you fight three times and never win!”
The fighter says—“Well,you’re going to see me win one today,buddy!”
candor1230 over 2 years ago
No, Mr. Goodbar.
John Jorgensen over 2 years ago
Good bars have always made me happy. I have some very fond memories of a few old favorites. Unfortunately, recently I mostly just find mediocre ones.
SofaKing Premium Member over 2 years ago
He’s not wrong…
susanj77 over 2 years ago
how about A Mr. Goodbar?
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
In my drinking days that was the right slogan!
Masterskrain over 2 years ago
The bad part is waking up the next morning so hung over that your HAIR hurts…
knight1192a over 2 years ago
A good bar of what? Lead? Ain’t liquor, those are the bars you drown sorrows in and wish you were happy. Happy hour’s a con.
franki_g over 2 years ago
Strictly speaking, it comes from within
via your brain’s production of dopamine
and pretty sure it’s meant to be the icing on the cake, not the cake.
_*_@_*_ over 2 years ago
Too expensive.
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Rat really set A GOOD BAR low.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
You live with him, Pig. You should know by now that Rat is always contrarian or curmudgeonly….
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
Like a bar of dark chocolate?
unfair.de over 2 years ago
Chocolate or with caramel and peanuts?
Ed over 2 years ago
Happiness comes within the banning of tiktok
Cap-i-taan Maa-tyoo Riddy, Amer-i-caan Naa-vee about 2 years ago
Just don’t leave any space on the sign for him to write on.