Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 12, 2022

You won’t be disappointed if you have low expectations.

Today’s background music: “Jeans On” by David Dundas.

Warm coffee? It’s gotta be hot.

Love the life you have and have the life you love!

Cozy is not the word I’d describe for a warm bed, when it’s over 80 degrees at night.

Row, row, row, your boat …

… life is but a dream.

strange situation, wild occupation….living my life like a song-J. Buffett

I hate to be picky, but a nice cozy bed is only really good if you don’t get up.

or on something…..

That and reading “Pearls Before Swine”

Pig is as humble as a pig gets.

That’s my life, too :)

One of my favorite songs from the 80s is “Your Wildest Dreams” by the Moody Blues. Beautiful song.

Pig is on to more things than we all know.

Keep your wants reasonable and you will want for nothing.

Cozy in bed with my coffee, reading Pearls…

Sounds like Oblomov except for the coffee (substitute tea).

Yeah! That’s the ticket! Breakfast in bed….

Some of us have finally learned to appreciate the simplest things in life. That is living the dream!

Coziness results may vary, depending on who is in the bed with you.

And me thought pigs loves mud wallers rather than beds.

We should all count our blessings, good for you Pig X

A++ good

Hey! A happy Pearls comic! This is a monumental advancement, although the political complaints and insults are quite entertaining. I like the change up.

By noon, this one’s going to be on about a million refrigerator doors.

Indeed he is. The happiest people are those who appreciate what they already have.

Pig refuses to give up his Day Dream.

Add a good book and lap dog to that and you have a decent working definition of Heaven.

I’M UNDER LEVEL 3 FIRE EVACUATION, I AGREE WITH PIG.

did anyone else feel that? it was like 102

I’m in.

Get up. Have a nice cup of coffee (or tea). Go back to bed.

Step 3 is the important part.

Coffee, a recliner and a great book!

The Power of Pig! He knows his limits….

MAJOR L MOMENT

Hard to be disappointed when you set the bar low for yourself.

Possible reference to a Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin asks Hobbes what he would wish for and Hobbes says a sandwich and Calvin says that’s dumb and he would wish for a million dollars and his own private island and later Hobbes is eating a sandwich and says “I got my wish.”

It’s even better when it comes after many years of working hard and feeling like it’s about time.