Pickles by Brian Crane for October 23, 2022

To late, Opal. The secret is already out.

No reason to say something, he didn’t do it on purpose.

I bet he’s already pulled grandpa’s finger also!

The truth hurts.

darn right about all that, Opal

We all come from a family of rude nincompoops known as human beings.

Fun fact: GoComics.com won’t let you post a comment with the scientific name of humans in it.

By golly, you’re right!

At least Earl’s gas came from the top end and not the bottom!

Your turn with the embarrassing body sounds Opal.

And you don’t want to spread COVID.

Gosh-by-golly. Instead of Morality Police we might have Nincompoop Police — but likely it’s the real nincompoops that would apply and be hired. Scratch that idea.

I knew a lady who was all proper—Miss Manners. But when you did the math, her first child was born 8 months after they got married.

Does that surprise you? They have “guidelines” you know. Too bad, that they let far woese slip through

My wife can out burp me. I married up!

Opal understands that some truths are best kept under wraps.

LOL!

Coo-coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson

My child, when quite young, liked to go to the movies. We went every weekend at least once. The movies were in a mall. She let out a very, very loud gassy sound, and turned to me and said, “MOM!” in a very accusatory tone. Everyone in the mall turned and stared at me. Lucky for her this was after the movie because we then quietly left. She now has a dog of her own to blame things on. I own my own; it really was her.

Oh and like your perfect Opal. She probably farts loud enough to wake the dead.

Good for you, Earl. Liberty is without price, of highest value.

Better out than in. Nelson’s not one of we adults who do everything we mask-less adults can to stifle sneezes while out in public nowadays.

EXACTLY..!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think a burp and a sneeze fall into different categories, and I don’t remember anyone catching a cold from a burp.

“…so far it is just a strong suspicion.”

Why is Nelson sneezing from his mouth?

My wife says, as far as anyone knows, we’re just a normal family…

Out of curiosity, I wonder how many polite nincompoops exist? Maybe a few, I suppose.

That word has always made me laugh.

When I was in third grade class, Craig Szymke let out an extremely loud BRAAAP, followed by the loudest SCUSE ME you have ever heard.