Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 06, 2023

Magic is a heck of a hallucinogen.

“DUUUUUUUUUDE!”

It looks more like a calzone…is it a calzonian taco, or is it a tacocian calzone?

Taco de coliflor… delicioso.

1. So anyone think that cauliflower taste more like white broccoli?

2. She probably likes the taco, but just imagine if she trolled them or pulled a Squidward.

I mean she did tease her mom by calling her a Sponge.XD

Cauliflower is kinda tasty when it’s raw, and kinda bland when it’s cooked. And it takes on sauce flavors very well!

Love Marigold breaking the fourth wall in the last panel!

Cauliflower can taste good, it has to be cooked just right. I like it better uncooked, same with fresh broccoli.

Oh yes I would totally go for a cauliflower tortilla especially since I’m gluten free and non dairy as well.

I guess unicorn food is also vegan?.

I still don’t know how a unicorn has their own taco truck business and drives a mudane clunker and not something more magical and makes their own tacos.

for unicorns I would expect a more colorful truck with a horn on it’s roof or hood and painted something like lavender or purple.

It could also be a huge unicorn-drawn cart.

And is human money really worth anything to unicorns in Phoebe’s world anyway?.

I thought their currency was something more edible.

Money may be green but so is grass.

I like how this appears to be an older teen unicorn trying to run a small business.

Wonder if since he drives a taco truck if he also speaks Spanish.

As a matter of fact there is sometimes a taco truck not far from where I live that parks in a parking lot sometimes and it’s called 3 feliz something.

I think it might have been 3 caras feliz.

Three Happy Faces in Spanish

Call me weird, but I would totally eat that, with or without unicorn involvement.

Like Lucky Charms “Magically Delicious”!

Like the taco stuck on the Unicorn’s head in the truck!

I’ll have what she’s having!

Is that Marigold’s sister running the taco truck?

I see she’s bubbling, but has Phoebe got some sparkles, too?

Phoebe briefly became the Japanese flag. It’s that good.

I am hoping to see more cauliflower used in lots of food. Never liked it but it is growing on me. It’s a healthier choice than lots of other choices. Particularly for diabetics.

Cauliflower? On a taco? Ick. I mean, I don’t mean cauliflower on it’s own (particularly steamed) but that’s about it. I especially don’t like when people think it makes for a good substitute for…well, anything really, because it usually isn’t a good substitute.

Cauliflower is basically a platform for cheese. I believe that is outlined in any number of ancient Chaldean tracts.

Success!

I think it’s best we not learn the terrifying truth of what’s in that taco. Also, I’ll take 1.

That’s not how I eat tacos, regardless of what’s on them!

Cauliflower, with a bit of “sparkle”. ;)

Yesterday’s depiction of a taco (it’s painted on the truck) made me wonder, with a shudder, if the tacos are filled with unicorn meat.

I’m waiting……

Given her expression, I’m not sure if that “Oh, wow” means “This is the most wonderful thing I’ve ever eaten!” or “Why in the name of all that’s good and holy did I put this in my mouth?”

…and just like that, the fourth wall is gone!

It’s cauliflower with touch of LSD.

I’ve never seen sparkly salsa before.

Reminds me of the Goblin Dogs in “Star vs the Forces of Evil.”

Who eats a taco from the top like that?

Now I want to try them.

mashed unicorn tacos?