Pickles by Brian Crane for January 18, 2023

You really didn’t think that would work did you Opal ?

Liar, liar, dress on fire

The ozone hole is much smaller than it was and is projected to keep reducing in size.

Suit yourself, Earl, when you get hungry and need to use the toilet.

Love Opal checking on the world out their bedroom window on Earl’s behalf.

At least Earl hasn’t asked about politics. The problems seem intractable and eternal no matter which side you’re on.

Two out of three.

Move over Earl

I could see his nose hairs.

I’m reading this at 5:08AM. Already been up for two hours. It’s an old man thing.

I get up usually around 6AM. 7AM is like the middle of the day. Oh, the ozone layer is healing, I’ve heard.

60 below zero in Siberia the other day, stay in bed Earl!

Earl having his Garfield day…

Worry more about the Nazis in this government than russians

We did the same thing Putin did, but we called ours the Civil War.

If she wasn’t there, he probably WOULD sleep all day..!!

Actually, inflation is only slightly high, the Russians are running around the Ukraine, but not running amok, and the Ozone layer is healing.

Like Rossanna used to say “It’s always something.”

Must have had a lot of purple ink to use up-blanket,dress,curtains

Ratkin must be a Trump Republican. They believe that global warming is all fake, and claim that changes in weather that makes the glaciers melt and deserts increase in size, is all lies.

For what it’s worth, Earl’s last statement backwards is-

TUP NI YATS MI RAIL

when the world is spinning around in complete chaos – simply find a people-deserted spot and spend a couple of days. it’s amazing how it doesn’t change the chaos of the world, but it can “make the world go away”

Earl, the optimist. Ignore it and it will go away.

Someone swiped the window screen.

Wake Me When It’s Over

https://youtu.be/ZKwJrfF-0uY

If it is all fixed then you are dead. If it is all fixed and you are alive, politicians will think up new things to keep the pot stirred up.

Good for you, Earl!

I’m with Earl today.

Opal won’t find it in the breeze! It’s every where, it’s every where‼️

Sometimes rolling over helps!

I will go back to bed in a while,

Inflation has been easing for the last 6 – 8 weeks.

The ozone hole is shrinking and will be completely gone by 2050.

The Russians are running—mostly away from the Ukrainian forces.

Reinforcement as to why my phone ringer is set to silent until 10: 00 AM!

Move over, Earl!

I’m afraid to get out of bed lest something bad happen. Or stay in bed lest something bad happen. Who I kidding? Something bad gonna happen, might as well get up and see what it is.

ACKTUALLY: I think the dreaded “gaping hole in the ozone layer” is almost completely gone! It closed when aerosols started using safer propellants.

Now I am positive that Mr. Crane has a camera and microphone in my home. This is me, me, me.

Yes, but 2 outa still says stay where you are.

Opal should leave for the day and let Earl sleep or fend for himself. They could both enjoy the day in their own ways.

Why I don’t want to be retired. I want to get out of bed in the morning. Even to get a jug of milk.

For the third time—-move over,Earl.