B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 16, 2023

They have really tough feet!

Considering they’re always barefoot, I’d say he does.

All he’s doing now is fishing for ice.

“A hole would make it fish fishing.”

Looks like he’s caught his ‘ice’ limit already.

That’s how I’d fish, I don’t like fish…fishing is fun…but I don’t want to catch one

Clumsy’s fishing ice, he just told you that.

Why would he need a hole? To fish water?

Some people, I swear.

I hope that this will not be anything like when Tim went ice fishing on Home Improvement.

seems to be the great ancestor of Jason Foxtrot

Clumsy has too many holes already…in his head.

He is after a low cal diet I believe.

I don’t mind ice fishing….as long they use what they catch…..

Look at the size of the ice he caught, ice fishing! Will he be able to fit it all in the ice bucket in the fridge?

Never understood the concept. Especially when they put up tents and start fires

Not if you’re fishing for Ice. Yip yip yip yip yip

If you dislike cleaning fish don’t cut a hole.

And he was having such an ice time.

Don’t let my wife see this comic!!!

He’s looking for the top water bite.

Details, details.

It would indeed work much better with a hole.

And what is he using for bait, ice cubes?

LOL!

Nah. He’d stick his head in the water and end up with it frozen in the ice.

She’s fishing for fish for the freezer…

Reminds me a bit of the story of an accent Chinese monk, who loved to fish (having done so as a boy) but (as a good enlightened Buddhist) abhorred killing.

He fished from a bridge, hanging his line and hook (un-baited of course} down to a foot or two above the water.

When asked, he said that if a fish choose to leap up out of the water and voluntarily commit suicide by hanging itself on his hook, he would not interfere with that fish’s karmic decision.

Otherwise, he’d enjoy a nice peaceful day outdoors, and felt no pressure to lie about the size of “the one that got away” as so many fisherman are prone to do.

He’s waiting for an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent to slide by and take the bait.

What kind of lure attracts ice?

Ice sea what you did there, Clumsy.

Ya think! And where is his shanty?

What’s the challenge in that? Reminds me of a joke I heard about the guy who liked a challenge so he used to use the toilet with his clothes on and the seat down.

Can’t have scotch on the rocks without ice…

I remember the man that went ice fishing. Caught 40lbs, took it home, his wife cooked it up and they both drowned.

“I dunno. I’m sure catching some fine ice.”

Cutting a hole would be too much work.

This Wisconsin boy says that’s a Whole lot of blarney.

However if one does crash through the ice and grabs his bait, just think of the size that monster would be and the stories that he would tell….

Making a hole in the ice is so hard to do.

He probably catches a lot of ice though.