Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 04, 2023

And the only good Facebook would be one that has nice pictures and ends with everyone living happily ever after.

Don’t let Elon Musk find out about this tweeter.

you could say, Twitter is for the birds!

If you understood bird language, there might be snarky replies.

Those tweets have something much better than Elon’s blue check.

TWITTER: A compound word consisting of- A) TWIT=a foolishly annoying person. and B) TER= three or three times worse.

Oh, there are replies …

We love you, Pig.

Pig, you are so right!

Is that the bluebird of happiness?

Unless one of those tweeters poops on your head… :)

Oh good, I was worried Pastis might forget to complain about social media this week. Although, to be fair, Twitter is a dumpster fire now, even more than it usually is.

Ain’t that the truth

It very well may have started off off as innocent as a tweeting bird, but now it can be much uglier.

I never use Twitter. I just look at it for some pictures and posts from animators.

“Listen to the Mockingbird”

https://youtu.be/KAOrJES_beo

we have birds outside that use Twitter.

Pig is right about the birds tweeting.

(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ Ha! Ha! Love it! You can always count on Pig (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

Aaaah! A bluebird!

This is the closest thing I have to social media, though I did have a Facebook account where I played Words with Friends and chatted with other fans of my baseball team.

There may be no snarky tweets from that source, but there can be very loud and disturbing tweets.

Just what a “Tweet” should be. ;)

And today happens to be National Bird Day!So, yes, Happy Bird Day to you!

I heard the most beautiful sounding songbird in my Mahogany tree this week! Couldn’t see it, but it sounded beautiful!

Wait till the miseducated ravens and parrots arrive.

I don’t know, the mourning doves in the tree next door sound pretty sarcastic.

I prefer the tweets in my back yard!

No snarky replies? I guess you’ve never met a Blue Jay.

I just got my SECOND account permabanned!XD (I just used my accounts to heckle the alt right that OWNS the platform! No regrets!!!)

The smartest thing Pig has said in a long time!

Many birds are saying, “My tree, keep out. My tree, keep out…”

Twitter this…

From Musk to Mush in one easy lesson

Depends on the bird doing the tweeting if it’s a good tweet or not. But still better than the other.

Truth is spoken!

Pig is my hero!

I’m tired of these anti-social media posts from people with social media accounts.

Amen…er, I mean “tweet, tweet, warble, warble”!

hooray for birds!

I’ll stick with those tweets anyday.

never used it. won’t.

Amen, Pig! Leave tweeting to the birds!

Stephan!!! This is absolutely true! I love the bird tweets!!! ❤️

[singing] Let’s all sing like the birdies sing! Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet!

You have to be kidding! When birds sing, they’re either saying “Yo, baby, come mate with me” or “Hey you! Get out of my territory”!