Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 26, 2023

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    salakfarm Premium Member over 1 year ago

    All you need to know about Republicans.

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    dadoctah  over 1 year ago

    Back in the ‘70s, I got all my news from Johnny Carson’s monologue. I figured if anything wasn’t important enough for Johnny’s writers to come up with jokes about it, it wasn’t something I needed to know about.

    We need someone like that now.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’ve looked at life from both sides now

    From up and down and still somehow

    It’s life’s illusions I recall

    I really don’t know life at all

    - Joni Mitchell

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    Dr. Quatermass  over 1 year ago

    In Trumpspeak, a “triple” involves rubber sheets and three Russian girls full of vodka.

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    wolfiiig  over 1 year ago

    Now wonder Motel 6 doesn’t want his business.

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    wrd2255  over 1 year ago

    Just the chryons make me wanna cry.

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    phritzg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “…the Braves won, 7-3.” Pitching for the Braves was George Santos, whose record is now 32-0 this season.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The ice age is still ending. Only now, we think we can stop that from happening, and keep that last reserve of fresh water ice at the poles intact, without the thermal energy to replenish it.

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    Decepticomic  over 1 year ago

    CNN sucks.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member over 1 year ago

    When presented with the first wave of fake news- Limbaugh style- 50 years, the major networks tried to bend over backwards to be fair. They presented information they knew to have little factual basis because they felt like that was their job— to tell everything and expect the viewers to be smart enough to figure out who was lying to them. Obviously, that was a bit too optimist.

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    davidthoms1  over 1 year ago

    Ruben has the “New” CNN pretty well figured out!

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    gigagrouch  over 1 year ago

    So, tell us again about the “liberal media.”

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    landon Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I no longer watch CNN. It is not trustworthy on anything that matters.

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    cbedda  over 1 year ago

    colbert/steward

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    From my early days of watching Mort Sahl and reading Art Buchwald, I have always preferred political satire to what was laughingly passed off as serious reporting.

    Those individuals who are the most thin-skinned and incensed by satire, are the ones most easily lampooned.

    Ever notice that dictators, impeached presidents, and failed business executives have no sense of humor – especially when the joke is directed at them?

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    puddleglum1066  over 1 year ago

    I don’t have cable at home, so I only see CNN in hotel lobbies when I’m traveling. Walked into my hotel a couple days ago, could have sworn the TV was tuned to Faux. Then I saw the CNN logo. I guess they’ve decided to chase the “don’t want Fox but still want the lies” market.

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    GreggW Premium Member over 1 year ago

    This is CNN. And it sucks more than ever. Wish James Earl Jones would say THAT.

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    ATGMer  over 1 year ago

    Lizzid peeple? Go for it.

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    banjoAhhh!   over 1 year ago

    Steve Colbert

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    syzygy47  over 1 year ago

    Point counterpoint, with news anchors Dan Ackroyd and Jane Curtin. Saying the well known tagline in the segment could get me in trouble.

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    Chances are that there’s always at least one completely loony point of view on anything. When ratings are at stake it’s important to find it.

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    eddi-TBH  over 1 year ago

    In seeking to entertain everybody CNN is losing to everybody else. They will have to pick a bias and stay with it.

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    zenyattafan  over 1 year ago

    This is a longer version of one of Dr. Phil’s sayings, “There aren’t two versions of the truth.” My saying is “Just because you don’t like the news, that doesn’t mean it’s biased.”

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    AtomicForce91 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Like when Black Crimes Matter attacked CNN.

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    Funny_Ha_Ha  over 1 year ago

    It’s all a bunch of hooey. I get my news from Ruben.

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    Stopthespendingnow  over 1 year ago

    Let see…”advocacy” news: Hunters laptop doesn’t exist, Russian collusion, 7 people were killed on Jan 6. Hmmmmmm……

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    egadi'mnotclad  over 1 year ago

    The 70s were much more liberal, plus Jimmy Carter was actively fighting climate change by setting a good example at the White House.

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    Wit Memo Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Nah, BO absolutely denied the link between cigs & lung cancer. Since no one’s claiming that smoking always results in lung cancer, or that all lung cancer is due to smoking, what would be the point of arguing otherwise? Gotcha again!

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    Wit Memo Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And BO was also on here pretending that the extreme-right neo-nazis with the Tiki torches and the chants at Charlottesville were some how neither extreme right nor neo-nazi, so…

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