Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 16, 2023

Gotta admit, I am not the world’s biggest fan of coconut smell/flavor. I’m probably not the world’s biggest non-fan of coconut, but I’m down there.

They ain’t built the trash can yet that can hold me! He’s the coconut kid?

Love the turbin towel.

And OZ tasted him!!!

Undeterred by the heavy handed intimidation techniques of the authorities, our noble reporter vows to continue his quest. What Terrible Truth are they hiding, that they go to such dire extremes to derail his investigation?

Everybody sniff Elvis!!

Gonna take a loooonnnnggggg time to live that down.

And just like that, the magic wardrobe provides a bath robe. It’s different from his bedtime robe.

So, the man survived?

So, Elvis is all “MEW and no MEWDER even with his best Wolverine pose.

and….what’s with his microphone…. “WATERPROOF!” … with that Fidelity !

Apparently it’s a very nice smell. Which just annoys Ares, the cat of war (the name Elvis once wanted) more.

Dr. Scuttles from June 14:

Contrary to common belief, Mothman is not concentrated to one area or region.

Mothman sees and perceives ALL.

Mothman can see when you are having a bad day.

And sometimes, when a shadow crosses the sun, it’s Mothman. Checking in on you. Just making sure you’re ok.

Mothman hugs are potently fluffy.

He smells like sandalwood and butterscotch.

Coconut is good. Would Elvis purr-fur maple? Wen for pets is maple scented, or he could be bathed in one of the kids’ Wen (watermelon, green apple, or strawberry banana). Someone should make a catnip scented cat shampoo.

Of course OZ would taste him. He haz a flavur. bit.ly/42LpNPZ

Of course a true investigative journalist is never give up his hunt for especially elusive eevil extraterrestrials.

We’ve seen the after pics of Elvis, now…..Will we get to see the after pics of The Man?

Harry Nilsson: Coconut

Elvis was so curious

He jumped into the trash

He smelled like old spaghetti

The Man had to give a bath

Puck said: You smell like coconut after your bath

You smell like coconut after your bath

You smell like coconut

Ora Zella said he taste like soap

Elvis said, hey gang they won’t stop me right now

Hey gang, I’ll get to the trash somehow

He said hey gang, they won’t stop now

Puck said, “Now let me get this straight,”

You jump into the trash can and you’ll get another bath

You jump into the trash can and you’ll get another bath

You jump into the trash can you are such a silly kitty!

Just smell like coconut and nap with us together

Nap and smell like coconut and you’ll feel better!

Nap and smell like coconut and sleep until morning!.It will be better in the morning, you know just what to do!

It will be better in the morning, you know just what to do!

It will be better in the morning, you know just what to do!.

Another, Cat Scan, Completed!

I predict our sniffing felines will soon be knocked aside by Major Poofage. In particular, I do not think Elvis enjoys being tasted, Ora Zella. Yes, a big puff out is coming.

Elvis smelling like coconut is hilarious and reminds me of a time long ago. Way back in the 70s, my buddies and I would go up to the local pool in the summer to swim, but mostly to watch girls. It was during that time that sun tan oils really got popular in our little backwater, and every young woman used some sort of tanning oil that smelled tropical.

Needless to say, one hundred yards from the pool, you could smell coconut!

Elvis, you look good for someone just out of a bath.

Well that answers yesterday’s question "will [Elvis] remember why he is to be given a bath and will not raid the garbage again? "…NOPE!

Ora Z hanging over Elvis’ left arm, with her li’l tongue giving him a sneaky taste is about the cutest thing I’ve seen all week!

And there’s Iggy, not quite fully in frame, but still cute!

And how, little Miss OZ, do you know what soap tastes like?

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Sophititi: That was a nice relaxing soak at the spa. Shall we adjourn to Thomios’ kitchen for tea and snacks?

Tillie: Sounds like a plan. I wonder what kind of scones he’s baked.

At the Kitchen

Thomios: Welcome, laidies! You’re just in time for my new recipe: Chocolate and coconut cookies. You can try them with or without.

Adobe Style: With or without what?

Thomios: Almonds.

Ora Z: Well, sometimes I feel like a nut. I’ll have mine with.

Soph: I don’t at this moment. I’ll select a without.

Adobe Style: How did you happen to come by coconut?

Thomios: Not sure, but I did hear giggling in the background.

Ora Zella: Ooh, this coconut would be great for running through.

Thomios: How about you run around and organize the jars of spi… you know.

Tillie: And she’s off!

I have liked coconut for a long time – used to live in Hawaii and trees in our yard so could get all we wanted, although best with chocolate(Mounds bars my favorite)

Well, it only follows that something which smells like coconut should taste like coconut.

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However, as our little Ora Zella has learned, the world does not follow rules well.

O/T So Maizing’s back. Yay!

Anyone hear from sweet, kind poster piwismom lately?

Elvis is being mobbed by the sniffies.

OT: I was able to update my avatar to my little Persia that we lost on Wednesday. :-)

They need to bring Trevor in for a special report. His doggie nose could tell the contents within a molecule without the trash even being opened so Elvis would not require another bath. But we all know that Elvis really only wants to mess in and eat the garbage despite his claim of reporting.

He’s got mistrust and he can not lie

You other cats can’t deny

That when Elvis was cleaned after his dive in waste

Coconut smell is all up in your face

Little was tha’ nibble for Ora’s cute snack

Now she wishes she could take her lick back

He got busted but he’s still gonna try

He’ll trash hunt and breakin’ news is why

- Sir Mix-A-Lot – I Like Big Butts

Come on, you guys, quit being so nosey.

I’ll bet that the garbage can is the Dry Place cats seek after a bath.

I want to see the Man! Is be ok?‽

Does Elvis have enough scents not to do it again?

Probably not.

But notice how dignified he looks … so suave … such aplomb …

Time to break out the Dr Bronner’s. I like the almond oil one myself, but the citrus is a little more in-your-face for cases like this where you’ve got some serious stink to get rid of. Then again, you can’t go wrong with the classic peppermint.

Love the fangs and laughed out loud when Ora said “tastes like soap”. Not fond of coconut myself.

LOL. My one aunt wouldn’t want to be anywhere near him. She hates everything about coconut.

Haha, so many cute scenes here. Everyone smelling/“tasting” Elvis is undeniably adorable and hilarious at the same time. I love it. Elvis’ persistence is… admirable, maybe..?