Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 01, 2023

Oh, very good!

She made quite the splash with Rodney’s facial roseaciae.

How did they recognise her if they didn’t look at her face?

She’s come to encourage tranparency in attire.

But, does anyone remember why she did that for one ride down the streets? It was not something she did just for giggles.

Did she come from the same market as the one Emperor used to get his ‘new clothes’?

Is this the right time for the King to put on and greet her wearing his new clothes?

“Show her in”.

I bet it’s drafty.

… Children at your feet, Wonder how you manage… Oh wait, wrong Lady!

“She’s here to talk about selling her chocolate in Id…”

I doubt it will help to lower Id’s taxes…

Must have been drinking……

Oh my gosh I’m glad I don’t have to see that.

She was an advert for a chocolate brand.

Just a wardrobe malfunction, give her a break.

Go on King Old boy, you can see Lady Godiva, all she wants is for you to do is lower Tax’s.

a little too reviling there miss. :|

Careful Rodney. Remember what happened to peeping Tom.

Show her in, Rodney….quickly May I add….

Thongs for the mammaries.

She rode side saddle and started the phrase, “hooray for our side”.

And likewise.

For the King Fink, this may start out as a great audience, but wait for the diatribe.

Me thinks the fink levied taxes a little too hard this time

Hello, I’m here to see Lady Godiva, not the other way round.

What I find sad, is too many of the comments have nothing to do with the courage Lady Godiva had to stand up to her oppressive husband in order to help the people under his control.

Inane commentaries, comin’ out of the woodwork…

It was pre streaking.

Godiva is evidently on of my ancestors and, probably, of yours and yours and…

As we age I have noticed that more and more women look better with more clothes on. I may be looking at the wrong women.

Lady Godiva was the greatest gambler who ever lived -

She put everything she had on a horse.