No one who starts with “Be honest” wants to hear your honest opinion. And they’re a spouse, you’re in double trouble. Probably best to say something like “Honestly, I just realized I’ve got to go in to work RIGHT NOW!”
Very poor taste pun coming up. You have been warned.
There was this choir director who was hired to form a choir at a school for the intellectually handicapped. He taught singing with behavior modification. When they sang well, he would give them a Coke and a candy bar. But then they all began gaining weight, so he switched to giving them a diet cola and an apple. They became quite famous. Perhaps you’ve even heard of them: The Moron Tab ‘n’ Apple Choir.
The Count doesn’t get it. The Count thinks he looks very cool. However, The Count must admit not approving the CRACKing of Goat. Save that for Jef the Cyclist or the pseudo intellectuals with man buns who hang out at the coffee shop. You know who you are.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
You’d think Goat would know Rat better by now.
BasilBruce over 1 year ago
Rat looks like a gang member, and he just dealt some “crack.”
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Rat’s hat came with a bat, Goat’s opinion came with consequences…
DennisinSeattle over 1 year ago
Pig, tell him it looks cool!
Erse IS better over 1 year ago
No one who starts with “Be honest” wants to hear your honest opinion. And they’re a spouse, you’re in double trouble. Probably best to say something like “Honestly, I just realized I’ve got to go in to work RIGHT NOW!”
Imagine over 1 year ago
Mindless violence? Sure, why not.
I need a burrito over 1 year ago
Words to live by
Uncle Kenny over 1 year ago
Very poor taste pun coming up. You have been warned.
There was this choir director who was hired to form a choir at a school for the intellectually handicapped. He taught singing with behavior modification. When they sang well, he would give them a Coke and a candy bar. But then they all began gaining weight, so he switched to giving them a diet cola and an apple. They became quite famous. Perhaps you’ve even heard of them: The Moron Tab ‘n’ Apple Choir.
Jingles over 1 year ago
i’ve never seen a goat with a pig’s nose.
blunebottle over 1 year ago
This comic should be banned. It has too much violence.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago
’Tis true.
Kaputnik over 1 year ago
The hat may or may not look cool on you, but you do not look cool under that hat.
James Wolfenstein over 1 year ago
You may want “honesty” and “hitting people in the head with a club.” They’re not mutually exclusive concepts :D
fencie over 1 year ago
Where do I click to get this cool new PBS merch?
unfair.de over 1 year ago
The hat’s cool. You’re hot-tempered. Makes lukewarm in total.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Often times someone who says they want honesty (especially total honesty) is not prepared to hear it.
iggyman over 1 year ago
What network hired Rat?
cdward over 1 year ago
This is why I honestly don’t want to be around Rat. Ever.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
If Rat doesn’t want honestly, then I’ll say something untrue about him: Rat is a sweet, kindhearted, intelligent and generous rodent being.
b.john71 over 1 year ago
Rat imitating Pierre of the North Woods
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
“Be honest” these days means, “Tell me what I WANT to hear.”
It’s sad.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Who knew? LOL! Don’t ask-don’t tell!
tripwire45 over 1 year ago
It’s like the meme, “No one wants to hear your opinion. They want to hear their opinion coming out of your mouth.”
txmystic over 1 year ago
So Goat is a…crackhead?
(runs. hides.)
mindjob over 1 year ago
I hope he took the cannoli
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
The Count doesn’t get it. The Count thinks he looks very cool. However, The Count must admit not approving the CRACKing of Goat. Save that for Jef the Cyclist or the pseudo intellectuals with man buns who hang out at the coffee shop. You know who you are.
ladykat over 1 year ago
You’re wrong, Rat. When I ask for an honest opinion, that’s what I want.
Stocky One over 1 year ago
I think this comic strip needs a police officer, similar to how it has a cartoon censor (though I haven’t seen him for a while).
F-Flash over 1 year ago
If you are at a ball game, the crack of the bat is exciting, not so much with this strip.
Elder Lee Fox over 1 year ago
Do these pants make me look fat?
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Goat should wear a motorcycle helmet when he’s telling the brutal honest truth to Rat
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Don’t even answer him if he buys a new pair of jeans and asks if it makes his derrière look big.
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
Rat, let me introduce you to my friend, Dee Kahn.
michael3114 over 1 year ago
Looks like a Goth Santa.
zeexenon over 1 year ago
No Court Jester for YOU!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago
“I know you see through me,
But there’s no tenderness beneath your honesty."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNcmOBVvuxs
KEA over 1 year ago
Hugo Matuschek: Don’t let me influence you. I want your opinion, your honest opinion. (Pirovitch disappears into the stock room)
patrickab7 over 1 year ago
Social media.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
That is sad but true.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 1 year ago
Someone may truly want your honesty. Just be warned that they may react very poorly to it.
Chris Sherlock over 1 year ago
I’m guessing Goat was unaware Rat was weaponized, Such awareness might have changed Goat’s answer.
Bilan over 1 year ago
Hats only work on Guard Duck.
Buoy over 1 year ago
I must be the only person in the world who appreciates honesty. I find the stupid games people play to be boorish and small minded.
wildlandwaters over 1 year ago
I consider myself a very fortunate man…my wife has never asked me “does this (dress, skirt, pants, etc.) make me look fat?”
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Whenever Rat asks for your honest opinion, run!
springborn1959 over 1 year ago
I thought this was going in the direction of “no you don’t look cool, you look hot in that beanie as it’s Summer.”
wordsmeet over 1 year ago
The closer the relationship you have with someone you asks you to be honest, the less honest you want to be. Applies to married people mostly. :)