Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 06, 2023

Frankly, I can’t tell the difference.

Yeah… imo, fart-jokes were probably funny even before there were humans.

Is “pull my finger” a dad joke, because dads have stronger fingers and they aren’t worried about the child pulling it off?

Speaking of Dad jokes: How does The Rock pee? He Dwaynes his Johnson.

Gus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJmA_UyfZLQ&pp=ygUbY2dpIGFuaW1hdGVkIHNob3J0IGZpbG0gZ3Vz

…and he still says URP.

The last one was the beginning of the descent of man.

Love Wiley kids.

Two steps forward, one step back.

I’ve heard that the oldest recorded joke was from Sumeria around 1900BC… “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”

So something good did come from evolution. ;-)

Apparently the development of rude sign language AND opposable thumbs.

You sure that isn’t “bad jokes”?

That was first seen in the swamp on the Potomac that still enjoys outgassing as a career.

And that tradition has been passed down to the present day. So to speak.

I like a bowl of primordial soup for lunch.

See, Darwin was right. Survival of the fittest and all that. Dad jokes rock. …come on. Just give us that one.

Mercy! Is a thunderstorm rolling in?

makes as much sense and is as believable as the theory taught as fact…, but funnier!

And we went from dad jokes, straight to AI.

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPID!

At 72, I laugh just as hard at the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles as I would have at age 11. And I’m not ashamed.

Dad puns are as bad as Dad jokes.

Followed eventually by the advent of simethicone anti-gas products. :)

I don’t remember any of my Dad’s bad jokes but I fondly remember him telling them to us.

“How many grandchildren do you have, Dad?” ~ Hunter

Ending with the development of Trump.

I’m disappointed. I thought that it would end with man devolving into MAGA-ites.

No no, Dad jokes are WAY more primitive than this sequence indicates…

Emits ‘primordial ooze’ when you pull it.

Where is the Discovery of Wiley Bears in this timeline?

Love the Warm blooded transition panel. So cute.

I’m old enough to remember when those were grampa jokes. Somewhere along the line dads got demoted.

Even at my advanced age (58), I still find flatulence hilarious … ‘cept when my dog does it. Then it’s just heinous. But even that has its humorous aspect: she grins whenever she does it. (That’s our first clue to leave the room.)