Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 11, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    That was simple enough.

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    C  over 1 year ago

    Congrats on dodging the bullet

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    BasilBruce  over 1 year ago

    If he’d changed the last word to “Sweetie,” he might be on his way to home base by now.

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    keep keeping it simple Pig and run the other way!

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    Erse IS better  over 1 year ago

    KISS works best when you’re explaining why a complex item needs improvement. NOT when you’re discussing your relationship.

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    Pigita gave Pig a K-I-S-S

    Knee Inspiring Singing Soprano

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    A KISS may not be the truth, but it’s what we wish were true – Harris Telemacher

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    lavender headgear  over 1 year ago

    The brown tie was a bad idea.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Why acronyms shouldn’t be explained.

    A few days ago I learned here on Gocomics that LOL stands for Low on Linguini. I had completely misunderstood it all these years.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 1 year ago

    But he still has a cool tie.

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    cmxx  over 1 year ago

    He simplified his relationship into thin air.

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    carlsonbob  over 1 year ago

    Obviously, Pig wasn’t a Communications Major!

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    That’s because Pig is simple.

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    TwilightFaze  over 1 year ago

    Why does she keep going back to him?

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    I use that principal when I am buying electronics,“Keep it simple”!

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    juicebruce  over 1 year ago

    Wrong form of K.I.S.S. Pig ;-(

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    Sometimes, poor Pig is simply stupid.

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    Croc Holliday  over 1 year ago

    KISS, like Occam’s Razor, does not in fact always apply.

    I do however believe that should apply to automobiles. I rented an Infiniti Q-something or other SUV recently and there was so much gadgetry and buttons that I didn’t know what at least half the stuff was even for.

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    _lounger_  over 1 year ago

    see? Pig is like Mr Wolf, he solves problems, even the quite complex ones

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The swine!

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    Why do I get the feeling that Rat told him that acronym?

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    minty_Joe  over 1 year ago

    Well, they don’t call him Dr. Love for nothing.

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 1 year ago

    he didn’t want her anyway. she was a pig

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The other kind of kiss often makes things more complicated.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Well, that’s another way to leave your lover.

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    grocks  over 1 year ago

    You had her at KISS, Pig. Should have stopped while ahead.

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    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    This is for those people who have wondered about Pig’s relationship with his girlfriend. Here it is revealed in its entirety.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Noooo! PIG!!! You blew it again!

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    SusieB  over 1 year ago

    Instead of Stupid, he should have said Sweetie

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    More like a KISS-off.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 1 year ago

    Keep the tie. More reliable than wimmin. Also more quiet. ~ Dice Clay, creepy pile of compost, but somehow still around

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That’s about as simple as it gets.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Pig has a problem reading courtship signals. That doesn’t bode well for his genes’ propagation.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Didn’t expect for him to appear physically unscathed in the last panel…

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    Too bad, now he has an extra ticket for their last farewell concert tour

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    And then there’s HUG, Help Us Get back together again.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  over 1 year ago

    That’s weird: Pigita is in this strip, and I was just thinking yesterday that she hadn’t been in one for a long time.

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    Radish...   over 1 year ago

    Is that a tie or a beard?

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    dlaemmerhirt999  over 1 year ago

    Piggy learned from Stan Smith! m.youtube[DOT]com/watch?v=xcYXBJstStM&pp=ygUkQW1lcmljYW4gZGFkIHN0YW4gc3RldmUga2lzcyBhY3Jvbnlt

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    davidlwashburn  over 1 year ago

    Lots of words besides “stupid” start with S, Pig. Try “sweetheart”.

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    christelisbetty  over 1 year ago

    Simple is as simple does.

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    Chris Sherlock  over 1 year ago

    Pigita should have thrown her drink in his face, but that would have been a waste of perfectly good wine.

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    Hello Sweetie  over 1 year ago

    SIB-KIS See It Big-Keep It Simple

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Why she keep going out with Pig?

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    Never made for each other - wrong ear slopes.

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    oish  over 1 year ago

    Richard Simmons, Peter Chris and Paul Stanley are enough to try any relationship.

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    BW42  over 1 year ago

    And even if you can figure it out, the manufacturers have taken away so much out of my control that I really hate new cars. I recently bought a 2014 Subaru (I have loved Subys for years, but even 2014 seems to new to me!) and it has lots of ways to set up the dash, but no way to display current engine temperature! I don’t want to wait for an alarm when things go wrong, I want to know how the engine is right now!

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    Doctor Go  over 1 year ago

    I guess Keep It Simple Pigita doesn’t work.

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    Gordo4ever  over 1 year ago

    Well, that simplified it for Pig.

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    gigagrouch  over 1 year ago

    Simpler that way

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    DonCoyote®  over 1 year ago

    Knights In Satan’s Service.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    Anyone surprised Pigita is still around?

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    You are so lucky, Pig! I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again now: Pigita is not worth keeping!

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    rgcviper  over 1 year ago

    I do enjoy the K.I.S.S. acronym, though I often have to be careful with whom I use it …

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    hitman4cookies  over 1 year ago

    pot. kettle. black.

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    Guywithnohead  over 1 year ago

    To be fair, that IS simpler.

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