Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 20, 2023

I’m pretty sure a cult already exists that believes that.

Cue : ‘Thus Sprack Zarathustra’ ,,,

And that’s why we’re Chumps.

OOH, the old anal probes

As sensical as any other cult/religion

Isn’t that what Devo said?

Hey aliens, you weren’t supposed to put the brain dna in their stomachs!

My church group is going on what we call a Pioneer Trek, where we wear accurate (or as accurate as we can get) period clothing and spend Friday afternoon, Saturday and Sunday going on a massive hike and camping trip in the hills. I wind up catching bronchitis on the trip, waking up Sunday feeling miserably sick and wind up staying home from school the following week. On Tuesday, I get a call during the day from a friend.

Me: answering groggily Hello?

Friend: Did you get eaten by a bear?

Me: …..no?

Friend: Friend #2’s bet was alien abduction.

Me: …no, just sick…

Friend: Okay, well, feel better and I’m glad you didn’t get eaten by a bear.

Love all the creation myths especially the Big Bang.

I have to say, this version makes so much more sense. Pre sapient upliftment is pretty plausible.

God’s famous last words: “I’ll fix it in post”.

More believable than any religion.

Wiley Miller just made my day!

Dang aliens!! Why did they have to give her such long hair?

Tune into the History Channel for Episode (oh heck, pick just about any one of them) of Ancient Aliens.

The Captain’s pipe smoke can be quite creative at times.

Suggested image for this morning: the toothy Gilbert Gottried emoji.

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These revelations seem to always occur during the anal probe part of an alien abduction

Are they talking about Planet Earth or Uranus?

What was the last phase, nuclear war?

Santos and Empty Greene??? That WOULD explain a HECK OF A LOT…

Are they the reptile aliens whose DNA is in the Covid vaccine?

That 3rd frame should have a few comic-stereotypical “angels” and “devils” mixed with the comic “aliens”. They all really mean the same, of course, but that’d make it clearer which “cults” are involved.

I kinda think I can name at least one guy who has been ‘rescued from normality’ by aliens. But he’s currently occupied with some sort of trials while running for pres or king or dictator or just threatening people as he dodges paying his lawyers and other suckers. No time to procreate, thank goodness.

Too late.

Ahhh. That explains scientology. Still, wouldn’t it be nice to think that God really meant for Eden to last forever, and some outside force messed it up? …well I guess the snake sort of fits there, but still…

Well, the last time I was abducted by aliens, they told me their version of how they we were created. Just saying

Sorry someone beat you to it Eddie. Zecharia Sitchin was an author of a number of books proposing an explanation for human origins involving ancient astronauts. Sitchin attributed the creation of the ancient Sumerian culture to the Anunnaki, which he stated was a race of extraterrestrials from a planet beyond Neptune called Nibiru.

They got cults for everything nowadays! You can’t swing a dead cat around here without hitting a cultist!

They work cheap too. You can tell by the jar of DNA

LOL, “Eve” saying Ick when seeing “Adam” . Wonder what part of him she was looking at?

Who created the aliens?

Sounds plausible to me.

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Humanity- the essential folly of subbing it out the lowest competitive bid.

It’s as believable as the main stream version

And remember, this guy seems to be ‘off the grid’.

Makes as much sense as any of the other versions of the tale.

In Sherman’s Lagoon, we’re referred to as Hairless Beach Apes. Coincidence?

And that children has been this weeks story from The Fairy Tale History of Everything by Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Eddie the Lobstah Man, my favorite character!

We are not a cult !!!!!!!

(wonders about whether the “MRS. & MR. ALMIGHTY” of this cartoon had “first” names or not)

a smooth, merlotic blend of “Genesis” and “2001: A Space Odyssey”

It is interesting that Adam and Eve are almost always depicted as white. Our actual early ancestors were Africans.

Figure the Greys were already around.

Next time, when they probe your ears, tell them to stop when they meet resistance. :)

Seems to me there are 3 choices as to how we got here. Blind , dumb luck, more advanced aliens who planted us or an invisible father figure who did a lousy job of it and didn’t give the experiment a second thought . I’ll take either of the first two , leaning heavily on the first.

I’d like to know what’s in his pipe and where can I get some.

I’m wundrin’ what’s in that coffee??

Clever, the combination of the equally Foolish Myths of Alien and Theist “Creation” created evolution of Humans.Too much evidence both are BS. THIS TIME, a couple of Thumbs Up.

Well, the Intelligent Designer definitely dropped a stitch or two. Humans are social and predatory, which is not a combination of traits that play well together. On top of which is the whole Primate cognitive plan, which is excitable, curious, and easily frustrated.

Humans are puny. Especially since we think we’re god’s gift to creation. We even supposed that we’re exclusively unique and have sole ownership of the entire universe. I’m surprised we only have one moron complaining that life is unfair because his election was stolen.

As it turned out Urp and Ick were quite attracted to each other.

Starting new Cults is all there is to do during those long, Snowed In winters.

It reminds me of the film “Knowing”