Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 04, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    I guess in this case it might be true since tomorrow is Saturday.

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    BasilBruce  over 1 year ago

    Sing along with Basil: “The sun’ll come out . . . tomorrow . . .”

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    einarbt  over 1 year ago

    Tomorrow might bring bacon so tomorrow will be just fine.

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    DennisinSeattle  over 1 year ago

    Good thought, Pig! Tomorrow is another day!

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    Pig loves tomorrow, it’s always a day away!

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I like it. I certainly don’t want to get up and think, this is going to be a rotten day.

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    dadoctah  over 1 year ago

    Pessimists see the glass as half empty.

    Optometrists ask if you see the glass as more full like this? Or like this?

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    Ambush Kitten  over 1 year ago

    “Earth to Goat…”

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    There’s always something to look forward to.

    … but it never comes.

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    MayCauseBurns  over 1 year ago

    Pessimists are optimists who started paying attention.

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    Life is what you make it, Rat!

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    baldyzuzu Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I trust an Optometrist more than an Optimist to see ahead

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    juicebruce  over 1 year ago

    Gone With The Wind …

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    If tomorrow comes.

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    David Lieb Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The great thing about bring a pessimist is that all of your surprises are happy ones.

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Pig no beliefs in live like there be no tomorrow.

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    win.45mag  over 1 year ago

    but as Garth says, if tomorrow never comes….will she know how much I loved her ?

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Well, I certainly hope it hasn’t been any of the ones so far.

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    jel354  over 1 year ago

    Pig’s moods sure turn quickly compared to the last few days.

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    Darkknight55  over 1 year ago

    No, rat. No, they’re not.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago

    For tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the sun

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    chris_o42  over 1 year ago

    There’s Always TomorrowSong by Janet Orenstein

    There’s always tomorrow, for dreams to come true,Believe in your dreams come what may.There’s always tomorrow with so much to do,And so little time in a day.We all pretend the rainbow has an end,And you’ll be there my friend someday.There’s always tomorrow for dreams to come true,Tomorrow is not far away.We all pretend the rainbow has an end,And you’ll be there my friend someday.There’s always tomorrow for dreams to come true,Tomorrow is not far away.

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    Croc Holliday  over 1 year ago

    Apropos of nothing, today is both international beer day AND chocolate chip cookie day.

    That’s a good day if ever there was one. :)

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    I don’t think I’ve ever had a best day.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Beats being a pessimist and thinking tomorrow is going to be awful.

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    David_the_CAD  over 1 year ago

    The main flaw with this philosophy is that tomorrow never comes. Then again you can always look forward to a better day than today.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    I wonder if Pig is based on someone in real life.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Maybe he’s going to see a revival of “Annie”. Hint: Don’t bother.

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    Chicken today, feathers tomorrow … but who cares, as long as there is a tomorrow!

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    Bookworm  over 1 year ago

    I take some comfort from the left-brain/right-brain research, because if there’s anything to it, then we southpaws are the only people on the planet in our right minds. 8>)

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    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    Goat is probably thinking that he should say something, but Rat will accuse him of not being right in the head, too.

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    richdell  over 1 year ago

    Tomorrow today will be yesterday.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Pig should join the Optimist Club.

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    holdenrex  over 1 year ago

    Tomorrow never knows

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    The sun will come out tomorrow.

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    kappy.mrnustik Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Some days the glass is half full of champagne, some days half full of poop. That’s life.

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    Tomorrow is Saturday! That’s reason enough to celebrate.

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    sgreene1080  over 1 year ago

    If you expect a bad day, and get a bad day, you’re not disappointed because you expected it. If you get a good day, you’re happy. If you expect a good day and get a bad day, you’re disappointed. Better to expect a bad day, but try to make it a good day.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Or possibly a pessimist and he’s thinking that everyday has been awful so tomorrow has to be better…

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    John Jorgensen  over 1 year ago

    There are a few candidates but August 2, 2015 is the one I settle on most often. It was the beginning of a turning point that really pulled me out of a deep rut, in several different ways at once.

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    Same as most Political Party members.

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    Tom Toro creator over 1 year ago

    Love how goat ignores the whole exchange! A realist.

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    leontineg22  over 1 year ago

    More guard duck please

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    LrdSlvrhnd  over 1 year ago

    “Don’t know what’s going on tomorrow, but it can’t be worse than today…” – not sure whether that’s pessimism or optimism, or maybe just realism…

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    Today is yesterday’s tomorrow

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 1 year ago

    LOLOL

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    asrialfeeple  over 1 year ago

    Smile! Tomorrow might be worse.

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    eddi-TBH  over 1 year ago

    Tomorrow is Saturday. That’s a good base to build some hope on. Or any day you have a weekend start on.

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    The Fly Hunter  over 1 year ago

    No we’re not. But life is much more fun for us!

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    What would you know about optimists, Rat?!

    Pig is a little too carefree, though….

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    Life really is what you make of it.

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    toshephe  over 1 year ago

    The optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it’s true.

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