Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 30, 2023

What could possibly go wrong?

At least it won’t be a story that you can find in a book.

Some adventure, no doubt, for the lobstahs at the very least…

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“Watch this. Here… Hold my lobster.”

A voyage on the Anoesis with Captain Eddy, Kate will learn storytelling from the best…

Haul what?

They couldn’t have picked a better adult to guarantee an adventure . . . of some kind. :-)

This oughta be good.

The report ought to be interesting but will it be believable?

Also, will the teacher have to buy a round if she wants to know how it ends?

Serious question….trying to remember when was the last Danae and Captain Eddie collab? This is going to be oh so good!

Lucy will have her work cut out …

No smoke signal?

Don’t worry Dad, it will only be a three-hour tour!

“Captains Courageous” this report will not be.

No lobstahs will be hurt in the making of this adventure.

“Now sit right back and I’ll tell you a tale. A tale of a fateful trip …”

Tonight on the Discovery Channel a new episode of “The Deadliest Catch.”

There’s got to be some catch here.

Danae will get into this, then begin to regret her choice. Kate will keep writing.

The only one who survives has a cat glued to his shoulder.

I had an uncle who was a lobsterman up in Maine, and I have done this. Fond memories. He had such a heavy Maine/New England accent, that it was often hard for my child self to understand him.

I’d say no, but I really want to see where this goes.

Kate is writing “Attack of the Killer Lobstahs”, to be followed up by “Son of Killer Lobstah”

Well, on the upside, the essay will certainly be interesting!

When they’re back (assuming they make it back), Kate spinning a Captain Eddie-style yarn for her essay will not have the effect on her grade that she might hope…

Time to give a ’head’s up’ to the Coast Guard.

I’ve got more confidence in the cat.

What could pahsibly go wrahng??

Going to bring the horse on the lobstah hunt?

Hauling lobsters is mind-alteringly boring. Of course, he goes off the rails. Now he’s going to take them with him? Yikes!

Kate is technically the adult.

Feels like time for an updated Danae collection – Lucy & Danae came out almost 20 years ago.

Yes, but will the adventures be quite as adventuresome with two witnesses along to witness the adventure?!

Seems legit. Making memories to last a lifetime. Hopefully that life is a long one…

THESE ARE THE MOST BORING COMICS I’VE EVER READ.