Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 08, 2023

Design inspired by Scrooge McDuck.

They haven’t even entered the King’s treasury. The room behind the door IS full to the ceiling.

Once again I love the anachronism of two characters in a medieval setting referencing a television show.

My friend want me to join him in hoarding.

He says they have everything.

I buy yogurt to the point where some people call it hoarding.

But I know it’s just cultured behaviour.

For those hoarding mouthwash: Remember that you should never flush Listerine® down the toilet.

It’s an anti-septic.

Why did the dad hoard the seafood dinner?

Because he’s shellfish.

What do you call an animal that hoards all the dirt?

A groundhog.

Is the gold loot in the King’s treasury so packed to the ceiling that they have no choice to fill the moat halfway up to the archway with the leftovers? At least one advantage, the moat doesn’t have a ceiling! But on the other hand it would be easy pickings for Robin Hood thieves to pilfer in the dark of night!

How about hypocrites, Fink?

Well, now, Rodney, there’s hoarding and then there’s saving. How many of us, today, don’t wish we had our old comic books. They’re worth a fortune, now.

Hypocrite……. “the sin of pretending to virtue or goodness”. Today, “hypocrisy” often refers to advocating behaviors that one does not practice.

Uncle Scrooge? Is that you?

There comes a point when you stop owning things and they start owning you.

I, on the other hand, only take what is due to me.

Uh oh. I can hear the subtle sound of the spawn of Smaug stirring in the darkness of Fort Knox.

We have the dwarf, but where’s the dragon? ;-))

I hoard Gold too, I just don’t have that muck. Hay! King I will hoard some of the gold for you.

Hoarders are hoarders!

Crying with a loaf of bread in hand is typical of the rich

That kind of hoarding …… I could live with …….. :)

Ah the fink’s new swimming pool

Hoarding money is a good thing.

They’re headed INTO the treasury…what we see is just something Wiz put together for Henry to sleep on.

Mucho moolah is coolah.

“Understand that hoarders are other people. I am a collector.”

alcoholism is a sickness, gambling is a sickness, hoarding is a sickness, drug addiction is a sickness, but greed is ok???? to me that is a sickness as well, and a lot of people “suffer with it”

Thom Hartmann (look him up) says billionaires are mentally ill with obsessive compulsive disorder.

Dragons are the worst hoarders.

Shouldn’t the sign be on the other side of the door?

Taxes were high this year.

Rancor directed at wealthy people coming in 3-2-1….

The rich hoarding and you starving.

Money hoarders are the worst.