I remember when I first started reading this way back when it originally came out and thinking, “wow, one day I can’t wait to get married and have kids”.
Now, I realize that it was a warning NOT to have kids lol!
I’m thinking it was more than an accident, rather it was 2 accidents, but then the price of condoms is still cheaper than the price of kids. Pay up Darryl, pay up.
The broken sprinkler head is kinda impressive…I have to run mine over in the car to cause much damage to the SPRINKER. Can’t tell you how many times sprinkler heads have damaged ME, though.
<<< “Now, I realize that it was a warning NOT to have kids lol!” >>>The BEST decision my wife and I ever made was to have a dog instead of kids. That was 51 years ago and we’ve never regretted that choice.
thevideostoreguy over 1 year ago
An accident. Just one, really big, continuous accident. It was amazing how it worked, really.
feefers_ over 1 year ago
They are going to form a gang and make things interesting for Zoe
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
And all before breakfast.
BenGMan over 1 year ago
I doubt that.
Pet over 1 year ago
I remember when I first started reading this way back when it originally came out and thinking, “wow, one day I can’t wait to get married and have kids”.
Now, I realize that it was a warning NOT to have kids lol!
iggyman over 1 year ago
OKAYYY..
docforbin over 1 year ago
At least they didn’t blame “Not Me” like the kids in “The Family Circus” do.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
A wonderful accident. Or two. Or six.
ctolson over 1 year ago
Surprising Hammie told the truth. Being an example for Wren????
distortion Premium Member over 1 year ago
With the exception of the diary, they could all conceivably be accidental.
brick10 over 1 year ago
My kids used to say "It was on accident.
Just-me over 1 year ago
Accident? Hardly. Premeditated mayhem more like.
SquidGamerGal over 1 year ago
How do one “accidentally” color someone else’s diary?
Blu Bunny over 1 year ago
No, dad. Zoe trying to frame us. We’ve been sitting here watching tv the whole time, right Wren.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
Wren agrees that it was an accident… ☺
ladykat over 1 year ago
Of course it was.
Doug K over 1 year ago
The kids were planned … but even planned kids come with “accidents”.
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m thinking it was more than an accident, rather it was 2 accidents, but then the price of condoms is still cheaper than the price of kids. Pay up Darryl, pay up.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
I’m all ears in spite of my nose, start explaining…..
rasputin's horoscope over 1 year ago
The broken sprinkler head is kinda impressive…I have to run mine over in the car to cause much damage to the SPRINKER. Can’t tell you how many times sprinkler heads have damaged ME, though.
alexius23 over 1 year ago
Partners in Crime
daleandkristen over 1 year ago
Hey kids, this reminded me of YOU! … TEN CATS by Graham Harrop for October 15, 2023.
Sherlock5 over 1 year ago
My dad used to say “There’s no such thing as an ‘accident.’ Accidents are caused.”
T... over 1 year ago
Kid’s headed for a red hot fanny. What, oh, you can’t do that to kids anymore? Stupid…
Curiosity Premium Member over 1 year ago
Quite a list of accomplishments for just one day! Of course it helps that there are two of them.
The Quiet One over 1 year ago
That’s all? You’re slipping Hammie.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 1 year ago
“….we meant to do more, honest, don’t think we’re slacking.”
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Meh. Little kids can be awfully accident prone.
WaywardWind over 1 year ago
<<< “Now, I realize that it was a warning NOT to have kids lol!” >>>The BEST decision my wife and I ever made was to have a dog instead of kids. That was 51 years ago and we’ve never regretted that choice.
Chris over 1 year ago
uh huh, sure it was… :\
Takos over 1 year ago
Uh oh. This is when the double grounding comes in. Mom already got to them, but this warrants Dad coming in and adding on to the sentence.
shaodyn 12 months ago
Sounds more like a series of “accidents” to me.
ToneeRhianRose 10 months ago
Haha! (^▽^)
Sherlock5 4 months ago
Your “accident” excuses are never believable, Hammie, so give them up.