One of Kurt Vonnegut’s alien characters (via science fiction writer Kilgore Trout) was a creature the size of a matchstick, that communicated through tap dancing and farts. It came in peace, but a drunk accidentally killed it by trying to light his cigarette with it.
Earth is not its intended destination, just an emergency rest stop. Sorry, it seemed appropriate, since the inhabitants are using the water and air essentially as toilets.
Ed A. 9 months ago
It’s mooning you.
sirbadger 9 months ago
And which direction does it spit?
seanfear 9 months ago
usually they go against the wind direction – if you don’t smell anything, you’re good.
pschearer Premium Member 9 months ago
Better get it right or it could mean the doom of Planet Earth.
David_the_CAD 9 months ago
The world may never know.
Imagine 9 months ago
Assuming it has a face…
Cpeckbourlioux 9 months ago
Why do we always think aliens will have two eyes, a nose and a mouth?
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
One of Kurt Vonnegut’s alien characters (via science fiction writer Kilgore Trout) was a creature the size of a matchstick, that communicated through tap dancing and farts. It came in peace, but a drunk accidentally killed it by trying to light his cigarette with it.
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
Earth is not its intended destination, just an emergency rest stop. Sorry, it seemed appropriate, since the inhabitants are using the water and air essentially as toilets.
Windfall35 9 months ago
Not sure…but I wouldn’t make any sudden moves to startle it…
Lady loves a joke 9 months ago
It’s difficult to know, butt ..
Slowly, he turned... 9 months ago
This got ugly fast!
sandpiper 9 months ago
Either way, I wouldn’t stand too close. They don’t necessarily do things the way humans do.
wirepunchr 9 months ago
It’s hard to tell, either way it’s still cheeky.
monya_43 9 months ago
Looks like the large fat cheeks are on the back of its neck. One can never tell about Unger’s drawing, much less his aliens.
Jimmyk939 9 months ago
The north end facing south or the south end facing north?
FireAnt_Hater 9 months ago
Those are cheeks either way :^)..
tremaine53 9 months ago
You have to read the moon.
Gina Carson 9 months ago
I’d say he’s showing you his b_utt cheeks.
wrytercat 9 months ago
West of the moon?
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 9 months ago
Well, it looks like his butt is facing you.
mindjob 9 months ago
It farts in your general direction
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Looks to me like a fat @ss is mooning us, doesn’t it‼️⁉️
win.45mag 9 months ago
It must be female, whether it’s butt or boobs.
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
Somehow I don’t think this is what H.G. Wells had in mind…
ekke 9 months ago
Huh. It asks the same thing about YOU!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
It just likes tush show off!!
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Traveled halfway across the universe, looking for Beavis.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 9 months ago
Perfectly valid question.
pamela welch Premium Member 9 months ago
LOLOL ♥♥
andrew.scharnhorst 9 months ago
That is a most excellent question.
Ukko wilko 9 months ago
If something brown drops out, you’ll know.
monya_43 9 months ago
Could it be a Kardashian?