Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for October 27, 2023

Silent but deadly…? Maybe?

Are you FRACKIN’ kidding me!?

Okay, I am officially bailing out of this one. Anyone needs anything over the weekend I’ll be hanging out at “The Fusco Brothers” and “Nancy Classics.”

So the Pizza Monster shows up to haunt a place that’s deader than Mopey’s comic-book career?

Everyone, just read the dialog from this strip out loud. Makes sense NOW, I bet! Like something you Hu-Mans would say with your mouth parts and your tongues so fleshy! Not like it was from OUTSIDE THE REALMS. THE BURNINGS AWAIT, WALKING MEATSACKS, TOMORROW THE PEPPERONI IS YOU

A partnership with the pizza box monster guy? OK.

HIS Eagle Will Soon Soar Again! One Nation Under GOD! GOD Bless America!

…thinking outside the box, I see…

Hey, look everyone! It’s “Lisa’s Story”!

I haven’t habituated the Funky Winkerbean universe in several years. We moved, and our new paper didn’t include any Batiuk strips. Once I discovered GoComics, I found I was so far out of the story line that I didn’t start reading them again. Lately, however, I’ve been reading Crankshaft and seeing a wild array of comments, notably yesterday, which were unusually personal.

Did I miss something? Can someone fill me in as to what is going on? Thanks.

I just want to know what’s happening with the Valentine.

Is that “partner” Silent Green?

Pizza Box Monster: I’M BACK B@*@&2S!!!

Just the business’ mascot….don’t panic…….still in the comic thoughts……what do you get when you cross a comic writer with a pizza business????

Why is it raining inside Montoni’s?

Leave Montoni’s in the dustbin of Funky Winkerbean.

Mason Jarr?

Thinking outside the box(s)?

Do the powers-that-be at GoComics know that, when they negotiated to acquire Crankshaft, they were actually acquiring Funky Winkerbean instead? Talk about a Trojan Horse!

Pizza Box Guy! Yea!

a garlic knot would have been more effective

Why end FW and then turn CS into it?

Where’s Crankshaft (with his flamethrower) when you need him?

Since they’ve been closed for over a year now, where did he get the Montoni’s boxes from?

Inside?

Haha! (＾▽＾)