Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 04, 2023

They really appreciate the haircuts!

Check out some of those photos of sheep that haven’t been shorn in years. It’s amazing how they can still get around.

Cuties.

What do ewe call ewerselves?

I saw a sheep once…no, wait, it was a hippopotamus.

And when the herd needs thinning, you don’t have to do anything.

Ewe know it.

Sheer genius.

You are DAM right!

What instrument do a pair of sheep play?

A two-baa.

Where do sheep get their wool cut?

The baa-baashop.

What music do sheep like?

Lady Baa Baa and Ed Shearan.

What’s a sheep’s favorite car?

A Lamborghini.

I.T. is one of the biggest sheep industries.

There’s always a need for more RAM.

Sheep are actually pretty clever. They’re one of the very few farm animals that can’t be kept in industrial mass production facilities.

Wait until they find out about the mint sauce !!!!

And they are not sheepish about ramming it down our throats…..

And don’t forget about those guys who go around protecting you from the vicious animals out there…

Why did the lambs get in trouble? It was pasture their bedtime.

Yeah til it’s time for the master to eat….

One thing sheep are not is stupid!

Just vote my way and all will be good.

Yep, and they call my dog a service dog but I take him on walks, to play dates, feed him, give him treats, basically LIVE for him! :D

oh wool you please stop

… and then there’s two sheep passing gas in the night.

Or homeless Liberals.

Animals are right. They are the masters of humanity.

ewe know it!

Domestic sheep are one the the dumbest animals the good LORD every made. If you don’t believe it try herding them sometime.

not to mention the glory of becoming mutton – so I won’t

Oooh, look at the lovely lamb chops.

Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, Three bags full. One for the master, One for the dame,

And later today we will call you mutton.

Wait till they find out they are on our menu.

And fluffy companions.

Mutton

Yum, lamb chops

They also call you mutton and lamb chops.

I used to work with convicts and was jealous when we bussed them back to the prison at 3:30 PM and I worked 1 – 2 more hours. They had food, shelter, clothing, sunshine, and were paid $0.12/hour in 1969. I got over my jealousy when I finally headed home: to my wife and a home-cooked meal. For perspective, I made like $3.45/hr as a civil service worker.

My mother’s coworker and his wife bought a new house. To save money, they agreed to put in their own lawn. He hade a deal with a farmer to cut sod from his sheep pasture and hired me to roll and cut it. After that, we loaded it on a truck, took it to his new house, and laid the sod where the lawn would be. Then he turned on a sprinkler to wet it down.

When the sod got wet, the smell of sheep excrement was released and became overwhelming. About that time, I took my pay and wnet home.

Why did the ram have a wreck?Missed the ewe turn!