Close to Home by John McPherson for November 10, 2023

it’s a helluva job!

Of course, you never stood a chance of getting into the other place.

All the interesting people are downstairs.

Tell me s’more.

The Hell, you say!

… and no one steals your lunch from the refrigerator…

… ‘cause there ain’t no refrigerator!! Muah-ha-ha-ha-haaa!

On the other hand, you’ll never get a snow day.

Everyone gets a company hand basket.

…but it’s a dry heat.

He hot me at coffee never gets cold. I consider iced coffee to be unnatural.

Good grief, Bleeb. Yesterday you had one little backslide, and today you are in heck???

And hot nuts.

Hmm I see the IRS has relocated….

No ice cream???!!! This IS Hell!!

Trump has an appointment with that employer for a job, yet Trump will claim that HE is the boss. lol

The downside is that if you get fired we mean it!

Better company than the other place.

I’ll be with all my friends and some of the family.

Get hired, never get fired (just on fire.)

Yeah, you are constantly on the hot seat.

But you’ll have to share a cell with trump.

Oh man…count me in!…(or under…)

Plus, every day is Casual Fry Day.

Something tells me down there, the coffee would be cold.

The sign should say “Now firing”.

Another perk, you have problem finding a Lawyer.

“Sorry, no orthodontia included in our dental plan.”

They may sound like they’re perks, but you really won’t think so if you end up down there.

What about a living wage? All right, never mind.

And the babes are smoking hot!

Yeah, but the turnover rate is insane—everyone’s always gettin’ fired!

Rather be a guard than an inmate!