The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 14, 2023

Or both fresh and freshly regurgitated?

What’s the matter? Afraid of regurgitated worms? Are you Che Ken?

“I’m not sure. Gimme a sec and I’ll ask Robin.”

And make mine al dente, please!!!

time to get the flock outta there!

They eat like birds, usually.

That’s what I would be asking too.

They were fresh earlier.

They’re fresh. But I can regurgitate them for you. We also do takeout if you want to take them home and regurgitate them yourself.

Only early birds gets the fresh ones here.

If you leave a good tip, she’ll cough up some worms into your mouth.

“The worms for our restaurant we’ve chosen

Are not regurgitated or frozen

Or preserved in olive oil

They squirm alive in fresh soil

That you’ll enjoy poking your nose in!”

“Before I order, I’d like a glass of mezcal. And be sure there’s a worm in it.”

How unappetizing!

Nothin’ is like Mama’s cookin…uh, regurgitation!

They haven’t just been regurgitated. They’ve been gurgitated so many times that we’ve lost track.

We’re pulling them out of the ground as we speak!

Eww forget about breakfast!

SNL skit about the restaurant that chews the food for you

Angry Birds movie scene where mom bird packs kids lunch by regurgitating into their lunch sacks

Regurgitated is on the child’s menu!

When they heard it was a seedy establishment, they couldn’t wait to try it.

For those who know how to pronounce the French, the name could have been Chez Ken.

Regurgitated, just like your momma used to serve you. [The place is very popular with Ferengi.]

His date (wife?) is clearly proud he knew to ask.

Our worms are “artisan” regurgitated, so that we can charge and extra $5.

At your age? Chew your own food!

Just like mother used to make.

Fresh, I hope.

And they’re free-range!

An order of worms, comin’ right up!!

We want some grub. Literally.

Only on the Kids’ Menu.

Well, now that you bring it up…………………………….

I’d have spelled it “Chez Ken.”

Your choice unless you are a mouse here at the Chicken restaurant.

We have both Pate’ and Sushi, Sir. I recommend the Sushi with a nice glass of Petite Birdbath.

Let me hack it up for you

want flies with that?