Garfield by Jim Davis for January 13, 2024

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    codycab  12 months ago

    Garfield the food critic.

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    Clarence  12 months ago

    The patty looks like yarn

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    oldpine52  12 months ago

    Yes, it taste just like meat…if you’ve never tasted meat before.

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    Wilde Bill  12 months ago

    Green meat? Where’d you get it? An Arizona prison?

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    suv2000  12 months ago

    Don’t give me grass clippings and tell me it’s taste like beef I want my beef fresh off the cow

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    Kaputnik  12 months ago

    I’ve tried a couple of plant based burgers that were edible. They tasted nothing like meat, but they were edible.

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    David_the_CAD  12 months ago

    Cows eat grass to make meat, so I guess you are just eating the grass and cutting out the middle man?

    Actually there are several vegetable patties that I like, but the ones I like have flavor of their own and do not try to be meat.

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    comic4matt  12 months ago

    Garfield! That insult toward cardboard was uncalled for…

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    Macushlalondra  12 months ago

    Spot on, Garfield!

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    Asharah  12 months ago

    Cats shouldn’t eat vegan, it’s bad for them.

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    Indiana Guy Premium Member 12 months ago

    I’ve been a vegetarian since ‘73. There are a lot of good vegetarian meat-like products out there. My wife wasn’t a vegetarian, but she enjoyed quite a few of those as well… vegetarian burgers, chicken patties, hot dogs, bologna and breakfast sausages were her favorites.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 12 months ago

    When I see cattle growing on trees I “might” try eating a plant-based burger.

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    BigDaveGlass  12 months ago

    At least you actually get to eat a meal in peace, Jon……

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    Mediatech  12 months ago

    You mean like those disk shapes masses of indefinable material that Mcdonalds serves up on a daily basis.

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    BenGMan  12 months ago

    They’re tasty.

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    Garfield Fan 1949  12 months ago

    Garfield would not touch a soy burger, too much estrogen could interact badly whit his enormous amount of Ghrelin hormone (or give him knockers).

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    cracker65  12 months ago

    Well little Ceasars pizza tastes like cardboard.

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    2AndFour  12 months ago

    Always trust Garfield’s wisdom.

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    Wren Fahel  12 months ago

    Veggie burgers don’t taste like wet cardboard! They taste like wet grass. Get it right!

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    jagedlo  12 months ago

    I wouldn’t know…I haven’t had either…

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    elbow macaroni  12 months ago

    Lazy cliche.

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    Man of the Woods  12 months ago

    I’ve never had an artificial Burger before so, No Comment :)

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    germanvisitor  12 months ago

    The joke is a bit outdated.

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    TwilightFaze  12 months ago

    That’s because Jon bought the wrong brand, Garfield. I’ve bought some that really do taste VERY CLOSE to the real deal. Season it right (Don’t argue: We all add some, even ketchup, which is a liquid seasoning), and you got a healthy alternative when the doc orders you to eat better.

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    lanainutahdesert  12 months ago

    The trick is to make your own.

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    Aficionado  12 months ago

    Just remember that if god intended for us to be vegetarians, he/she would not have made cows and pigs so tasty.

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    Goat from PBS  12 months ago

    Plant-based meat? Why not eat meat-based plants?

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    carlosrivers  12 months ago

    The impossible burgers are actually pretty good…

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 12 months ago

    The ‘’impossible beef’ is surprisingly good! And less guilt!

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    assrdood  12 months ago

    I’m with Garf on this one!

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    Can't Sleep  12 months ago

    I never tasted wet cardboard, so I wouldn’t know.

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    ladykat  12 months ago

    I prefer the real thing. Where’s the beef?

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    geese28  12 months ago

    Ah straight from bill gates cookbook

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    preacherman Premium Member 12 months ago

    Some of the veggie burgers are really quite good. Until the stores stopped stocking them, the best was a chipotle burger by Gardein. It was my favorite Saturday meal.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  12 months ago

    My friend is vegan, I told her there is not enough ketchup

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    Alverant  12 months ago

    “Hamburger tastes like wet cardboard”[insert reference to your least favorite fast food chain here]

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 12 months ago

    I fully agree with Garfield

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    CaveCat87  12 months ago

    I usually prefer real ground beef over the veggie burgers myself.

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    IndyW  12 months ago

    I’ve had several veggie burgers. Some were very tasty, and others not. But neither came close to tasting like beef.

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    Space_cat  12 months ago

    “I’d rather die with a burger in my colon than some got dang Fauxfu” – Hank Hill

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    constantine48  12 months ago

    Plus they’re loaded with weird chemicals. I like my food to be real food!

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    WentHulk  11 months ago

    It doesn’t have to taste like beef to taste good.

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    paulscon  11 months ago

    When I went vegan 40 years ago, Garfield would have been right. Today, I make my own that don’t taste like beef but are delicious and way healthier than eating dead cow flesh. If I get nostalgic for a “real” burger I go to Burger King and get an Impossible burger.

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    michael3114  11 months ago

    All the stuff they put in it to make it take like meat are worse for you than the real thing.

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    karmakat01  11 months ago

    oy Garfield…calm down.

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    ilovecomics*infinity  11 months ago

    Impossible burgers really are pretty indistinguishable if not over-cooked.

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    Jack Bell Premium Member 11 months ago

    I have found most ranchers that sell cattle to be extremely good people. I choose to support them with my business the rest of my life.

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    jim_pem  11 months ago

    I have no idea why people would want to make vegetable matter taste like meat. If you like vegetables and don’t want to eat meat, why try to eat something that tastes like meat? If you’re hungry for meat, you might just be craving the kinds of proteins that are in the meat because that’s what humans are designed for. Just eat meat and give your body what it needs.

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    ahganom  11 months ago

    Grass and hay are plants. Cows eat grass and hay. Therefore, All beef is plant based. QED.

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    oakie817  11 months ago

    you’d be surprised how good it tastes if you have not yet tried one

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    eced52  11 months ago

    Trust me, Garfield, it doesn’t taste like wet cardboard. It tastes like nothing.

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    Truthinker Premium Member 11 months ago

    When society breaks down and we resort to cannibalism, Vegans will be the closest thing we have to Grass Fed Meat.

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    bookworm0812  11 months ago

    I had the impossible burger at Red Robin the last two Saturdays. It really was good. Tasted just like a regular burger.

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    wconerly28  11 months ago

    Several years ago I developed a heart murmur. to treat it I went vegetarian for a year and a half. Cleaned out all my arteries and veins, and my diabetes went away. No hjelp with the heart valve, Turned out it was scar tissue from rheumatics disease. What I did discover is that they now have all kinds of substitutes that are really good.

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    anncorr339  11 months ago

    I agree with garfield

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  11 months ago

    What demon from the internal pit spawned thee?

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    PAR85  11 months ago

    I’m with Garfield.

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    Truthinker Premium Member 11 months ago

    If society collapses and we have to resort to cannibalism, Homeless Vegans will be the closest source for free range grass fed meat.

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    7GrandDad Premium Member 8 months ago

    bro got roasted :skull:

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