Darryl instead of hiding in the garage. You could head off to Home Depot. Waste a few hours there.
Sort the screws Darryl.
Hammie knows what’s up
My sanctuary is my room, among my books. The books speak to me (metaphorically, not literally), and help me think.
Always have a few projects on the go. Otherwise you will be allocated projects.
You learn quickly, Grasshopper!
Small brain.
A hammer and a checkbook was all my husband ever had in his toolbox ;-))
Today, Venmo?
Always have a box of loose nuts and bolts to “search for the right one.”
Why do you need to hide in the garage? What did you do wrong?
Still haven’t string the Christmas lights on the gutter yet?
Darryl, grab a few pieces of scrap wood and start making a thingumabob so you can legitimately say you were working on a project…
“If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning …”
I mean, moms have their sanctuaries too!
Wanda must have a last minute before Christmas ‘Honey-Do-List’.
I sometimes go out to my shop even when I don’t have anything to do out there. It’s a guy thing.
Rookie mistake, Darryl. Hammering pinpoints your location… ⚒️
My old stereo gear is all hooked up in the garage, I go there and don’t have to pretend I’m doing anything. Also a fridge full of beer, and I live in a “legal” state so possibly other items.
“A HAMMER!? You got me A HAMMER? After all I’ve done for you? Then I’ll put it to good use.”
“Put down the hammer, Wanda. Notice it’s wrapped in tickets to Cancun.”
Then good husband he is. Most just get in their way……
Darryl, you shouldn’t have to hide in your own home. I spend hours in my garage woodworking because I want to.
Maybe you should shine up the old Swiss Army knife.
There’s a world where I can go
And tell my secrets to
In my room
In my room (In my room)
In this world I lock out
All my worries and my fears
Do my dreaming and my scheming
Lie awake and pray
Do my crying and my sighing
Laugh at yesterday
Now it’s dark and I’m alone
But I won’t be afraid
In my room (In my room, in my room)
Play workshop sounds from YouTube. Just don’t do one with power tools, Wanda will be highly suspicious.
Darryl should learn how to brew beer in his garage.
Then she’ll be able to hear where you are. Not a good idea if you really are hiding from her.
Only if you know how to use the tools is it a sanctuary, otherwise as Hammie noted it’s nothing more than a hiding place.
You could hardly look less busy than you do in the first panel.
Sometimes you’re the nail,sometimes you’re the hammer,Darryl…
Haha! (^▽^) Darryl’s hiding the presents!
January 25, 2022
allen@home 7 months ago
Darryl instead of hiding in the garage. You could head off to Home Depot. Waste a few hours there.
chaosed2 7 months ago
Sort the screws Darryl.
leopardglily 7 months ago
Hammie knows what’s up
Alyssa the Great 7 months ago
My sanctuary is my room, among my books. The books speak to me (metaphorically, not literally), and help me think.
einarbt 7 months ago
Always have a few projects on the go. Otherwise you will be allocated projects.
iggyman 7 months ago
You learn quickly, Grasshopper!
BenGMan 7 months ago
Small brain.
Pet 7 months ago
A hammer and a checkbook was all my husband ever had in his toolbox ;-))
Today, Venmo?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 7 months ago
Always have a box of loose nuts and bolts to “search for the right one.”
ladykat 7 months ago
Why do you need to hide in the garage? What did you do wrong?
SquidGamerGal 7 months ago
Still haven’t string the Christmas lights on the gutter yet?
Just-me 7 months ago
Darryl, grab a few pieces of scrap wood and start making a thingumabob so you can legitimately say you were working on a project…
MS72 7 months ago
“If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning …”
KageKat 7 months ago
I mean, moms have their sanctuaries too!
ctolson 7 months ago
Wanda must have a last minute before Christmas ‘Honey-Do-List’.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 7 months ago
I sometimes go out to my shop even when I don’t have anything to do out there. It’s a guy thing.
ChessPirate 7 months ago
Rookie mistake, Darryl. Hammering pinpoints your location… ⚒️
SofaKing 7 months ago
My old stereo gear is all hooked up in the garage, I go there and don’t have to pretend I’m doing anything. Also a fridge full of beer, and I live in a “legal” state so possibly other items.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 7 months ago
“A HAMMER!? You got me A HAMMER? After all I’ve done for you? Then I’ll put it to good use.”
“Put down the hammer, Wanda. Notice it’s wrapped in tickets to Cancun.”
raybarb44 7 months ago
Then good husband he is. Most just get in their way……
IndyW 7 months ago
Darryl, you shouldn’t have to hide in your own home. I spend hours in my garage woodworking because I want to.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 7 months ago
Maybe you should shine up the old Swiss Army knife.
Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago
There’s a world where I can go
And tell my secrets to
In my room
In my room (In my room)
In this world I lock out
All my worries and my fears
In my room
In my room (In my room)
Do my dreaming and my scheming
Lie awake and pray
Do my crying and my sighing
Laugh at yesterday
Now it’s dark and I’m alone
But I won’t be afraid
In my room
In my room (In my room, in my room)
In my room (In my room, in my room)
mourdac Premium Member 7 months ago
Play workshop sounds from YouTube. Just don’t do one with power tools, Wanda will be highly suspicious.
puddleglum1066 7 months ago
Darryl should learn how to brew beer in his garage.
blah_duh 7 months ago
Then she’ll be able to hear where you are. Not a good idea if you really are hiding from her.
The Quiet One 7 months ago
Only if you know how to use the tools is it a sanctuary, otherwise as Hammie noted it’s nothing more than a hiding place.
John Jorgensen 7 months ago
You could hardly look less busy than you do in the first panel.
Willywise52 Premium Member 7 months ago
Sometimes you’re the nail,sometimes you’re the hammer,Darryl…
ToneeRhianRose 26 days ago
Haha! (^▽^) Darryl’s hiding the presents!