Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 12, 2024

I would consider leopard skin underwear far more visually pleasing than tidy whities.

“Do those come with refills?”

Do clothes dryers use up more energy than the human strength it takes to hang laundry?

That our society has gotten to this point is really disturbing.

At first I thought, go Momma Harris! Then I realized they’re probably Zonker’s.

This would have been my mom.

You would think they would have 6’+ privacy fences especially if they have swimming pools

And hide the stuff from Fredericks of Hollywood.

? …fredericksDOTcom …yup, still in business… maybe I’ll get something for my honey? change DOT to a period

Not only were clotheslines used for drying clothes, when I was a kid, but also for beating rugs!

Every Saturday, my first chore of the day was to roll up all the throw rugs in the house, take them outside, drape them over the clothesline, and then beat the dust and dirt out of them with a rug beater.

Dad told me it was a great exercise to strengthen my baseball batting.

Touche, mama.

You tell him, Mom!

He could be glad he doesn’t have to deal with ME!!

Conserving energy, now! What’s next, diversity? Dang liberals…

If we really wanted to save energy, we’d just go naked.

I thought leopard skin was for pillbox hats.

Right on, Mrs. Harris!

I think I hear “The Stripper” playing in the background

Love the sick burn in the last panel…

My wife wanted to get into an argument with the USPS. One of their mail trucks knocked her mailbox off the post, so she just left it sitting on a concrete retaining wall and made them deliver there. After a month, they sent her a notice to put up another post or lose mail delivery.

She wanted to fight it in court. I went out and bought a post. Never get into a legal battle with people who have lawyers unto the third generation.

“MY EYES!! MY EYES!!”

Leopard-skin underwear certainly works for Juliette (aka Panther Woman) in “9 Chickweed Lane.”

The land of the free and the home of the briefs

Mrs. Harris is now my favorite Doonesbury female character!

yep typical liberal impose their will on everyone else, the Amish hang all their laundry out on lines because they do not believe in using modern appliances

Break out the thongs

If you’re going to offend, take it over the top.

She really is Zonker’s mom.