Lots of ‘immigrants’ see America the same way seniors once saw Florida – a haven. Their disappointment will also resemble that of the seniors who are now looking elsewhere.
Yup, ’cause global warming is going to make everything south of the 45th parallel uninhabitable! Well, you could move to northern Michigan, Maine, etc…
They have billionaires in Canada too. Stocking white resentment against people of color so you can pick their pockets is a phenomenon that knows no borders.
A question inspired by this cartoon: could someone explain the American Primary System to me?
A dozen or more candidates from each party take a run at the Presidency. Most are qualified for the job. Many truly wish to improve both the country and the world. Some few are able to inspire hope in both young and old.
Enlightened health care, even if some is rationed. FDA is about to approve first massive drug imports from Canada to compete with our greedy domestic distributors.
The other day I heard a radio ad for a psychic service which brags that only X percent of psychics who apply to work for the company are ever hired. It made me think the rejects aren’t really psychic, because it seems they ought to know they wouldn’t be hired and should have saved themselves the trouble of applying at all.
Need coffee 6 months ago
I have often wondered why you need to call in advance for an appointment to see a psychic.
Heres Waldo 6 months ago
She won’t be allowed in.
sirbadger 6 months ago
Many Canadians on Reddit are complaining, so it might not be an improvement. Among other things, housing prices are out of control.
STEPUP 6 months ago
I wouldn’t need an appointment, she would know it’s me!!!
i_am_the_jam 6 months ago
Why don’t psychics and fortunetellers make themselves millionaires by getting the lottery numbers?
silberdistel 6 months ago
Love the “very closed” sign on the door :-)
keenanthelibrarian 6 months ago
She obviously can see the writing on the wall … or perhaps is one of the rats leaving a sinking ship.
eromlig 6 months ago
Our local Craigslist is advertising classes for recent Canadian Immigrant to learn English.
mokspr Premium Member 6 months ago
Our local psychic got hit by a bus last month. The poor dear never saw it coming.
For a Just and Peaceful World 6 months ago
She must have googled: Trump leads Biden in 2024 polls
TonysSon 6 months ago
Four foot tall psychic accused of bilking customers and leaving the area. Police report a small medium at large.
cdcoventry 6 months ago
if she really knew the future she wouldn’t be going to Canada…they’re in for a rough time and one that’s going to hang on for a long time to boot.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 6 months ago
Some psychic did a card reading on Trump and pulled the Death Card. I think she was hoping and stacked the deck.
sandpiper 6 months ago
Lots of ‘immigrants’ see America the same way seniors once saw Florida – a haven. Their disappointment will also resemble that of the seniors who are now looking elsewhere.
Adolf Trump 6 months ago
If I had the dough, guess I’d go to Switzerland, if they’d have me.
rf_in_va 6 months ago
Like Canada is going to be any better than the USA. They have gone rogue socialist up there!
ladykat 6 months ago
Welcome, Madam Spiritus.
Aficionado 6 months ago
Prescient, but probably a bit early with her prediction. In 10,000 years or so, Canada might have one of the few remaining temperate climates.
mindjob 6 months ago
I have no need for psychics. Side kicks on the other hand, are quite useful.
nurbz 6 months ago
YEEESH – to early in the morning for Horror Stories.
LVObserver 6 months ago
Hopefully she is sponsored or has gainful employment waiting, otherwise Canada won’t take her. They enforce their strict immigration laws.
DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago
Yup, ’cause global warming is going to make everything south of the 45th parallel uninhabitable! Well, you could move to northern Michigan, Maine, etc…
john_chubb 6 months ago
Is she the one that did the psychic reading for the folks at FOX?
Hollymartins2 6 months ago
They have billionaires in Canada too. Stocking white resentment against people of color so you can pick their pockets is a phenomenon that knows no borders.
wndflower1 6 months ago
one thing for sure- you don’t need to be a psychic to see what may be coming in the fall! canada is a great choice!
BeniHanna6 Premium Member 6 months ago
Yes please do, I’m sure Canada can use another scam artist.
BilboDaddy 6 months ago
And she is not alone…
Lynnjav 6 months ago
We’re thinking about it
marilynnbyerly 6 months ago
She apparently hasn’t been watching the news about what’s happening in Canada right now.
Kveldulf 6 months ago
A question inspired by this cartoon: could someone explain the American Primary System to me?
A dozen or more candidates from each party take a run at the Presidency. Most are qualified for the job. Many truly wish to improve both the country and the world. Some few are able to inspire hope in both young and old.
How did you end up with these two?
Moore 1 6 months ago
Now I know why there is some psychic in my town.
ira.crank 6 months ago
Hope she can speak Canadian.
mistercatworks 6 months ago
Enlightened health care, even if some is rationed. FDA is about to approve first massive drug imports from Canada to compete with our greedy domestic distributors.
Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago
Psychic, eh?
pflutke59 6 months ago
I’ve been planning on buying a sailboat to sail across the Pacific Ocean. If the orange clown becomes president, there will be additional incentive.
chief tommy 6 months ago
NO NO NO - it can’t happen again!!!
lawguy05 6 months ago
Sad state our country is in.
AndrewSharpe 6 months ago
Why aren’t all psychics billionaires?
Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago
Interestingly, the same theme in today’s “Monty” strip.
Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago
Did she see the future of the 2024 presidential elections and get a head start? Good riddance!
zenyattafan 6 months ago
The other day I heard a radio ad for a psychic service which brags that only X percent of psychics who apply to work for the company are ever hired. It made me think the rejects aren’t really psychic, because it seems they ought to know they wouldn’t be hired and should have saved themselves the trouble of applying at all.
Isenthor1978 6 months ago
The new FEMA Disaster Index to compliment the Waffle House Index.
eddi-TBH 6 months ago
Crime is down, economy is up, unemployment is down. We need a Republican administration to lower our expectations again.
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT 6 months ago
I’ve always wondered why you never see the headline “Psychic Wins the Lottery.”