Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 03, 2024

Well? Are you going to answer?

He thought you were a native American cow.

Utterly disrespectful.

I don’t know how it is chocolate, it just is!

Is that guy a psycho-the-rapist?

At least he didn’t ask for chocolate milk.

Everyone is so easily offended these days. Don’t have a cow!

Funny

I dunno. I found it rather moo-ving.

“Sorry. … What’s up, Brown Cow?”

Why do you look so sad. You should be gay and glad.

Well, fiddle de de, would you like to get right in and talk about your moon jump? What do you think about the cat and the fiddle or the dish and the spoon?

Yes, he really did. So what’s the answer? How now?

So, answer the question, brown cow.

Wowzeekazow!

Politically incorrect. Try an udder question.

I’ll bet he’ll try to milk this for all he’s worth.

seems appropriate and succinct

Yes, and how did that make you feel?

Doesn’t matter. It’s past-ure session time.

You got a beef with me?

You could start a one-cow stampede that way.

“OK, how do you feel about that now, brown cow?”

“I cud just scream!”

At least he wasn’t dressed as a Native American…

Cooked how ground cow

He can’t ask that question of the rest of his clients.

Funny you should ask …

Would, “What’s up, chestnut bovine?” have been better?

sometimes it’s good just to have a bull session…

Sounds like he’s in a bad mooooood.

He’s always wanted to ask that…