Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 09, 2024

Stop with the small talk! Just eat whoever opens the door.

It’s bad when Larry’s the smart one. ;-)

They could have said they were with the WHO (We Hungry, Okay?).

A croc is far more likely to eat a foot instead of a face.

I’ve kinda missed the crocs.

The crocs might get donations if they simply called it the United Nations International Croc’s Emergency Fund

They must have given up on zebra.

United Neighbors Including Crocs Eating Foes

He’s about as smart as the Pickles dog Roscoe.

World Hunger is unbearable. So gimme that picanic basket now.

I’ve missed the crocs.

Looks like the crocs have taken a liking to pork.

Zeeba too hard to catch, try other food now!

Ah, the reptilian gents!

You know you screwed up when even Pig, of all characters, can see right through you.

I wish we could see the crocodiles more often. They’re always a laugh riot and it’s nice to see them interact with other characters besides Zebra.

I can never get tired of these idiots!

I miss the old days when the Crocs had a days long arc.

CROCS!!!

We didn’t get any Unicef Christmas cards this year. Maybe Shutterfly grandkids killed that market.

Yes Bob, as though there isn’t enough…

It’s great to see the crocs, and like others, I miss Little Guard Duck. I wonder where he has been off to.

We used to carry our little orange UNICEF boxes to collect spare change when we’d go trick or treating back in the late 70s/early 80s. This was in Canada; I don’t know if they did that in the States.

HUZZAH! THE CROCS ARE BACK!

Thought it would be UNICEZ. “U Not Important, Crocs Eat Zeeba!”

Yes!! More crocs!

Me too, keep ’em coming, Stephan!

First time seeing the crocs in 2024! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss Fluffy and Guard Duck, bring them back Pastis.

Definitely do not ad lib, croc boys.

Crocs! Yay!!

Not gonna lie, that’s pretty clever. Good to see the crocs again.

Iiiiittttt’s BACON

NCIS—-“No Clues In Sight”

S.H.I.E.L.D.—-Stupid Halfwits In Every Level Department

Mmmmm, bacon!

Science has crossed abalone with crocodiles … called a Crock-Of-Baloney.

I suppose eating people is one way to end world hunger.

Man, I love those crocs, they’re hilarious:)

There’s also UNESCO. U No Escape Sneaky Croc Overlords.

I think that ad lib was quite clever!

Croc Power !

They are expanding their dietary horizons. But, as usual, the only ham they will get is on the pizza.

What’s this? You mean Bob the Croc isn’t giving the correct reading to the acronym?!

Anyway, Pig lives for another day….

The crocs have been getting thinner

UNESCO on line 1, Mr. Pastis. They sound upset. Something about libel and defamation.

Yes! Tired of rat’s & pig’s introspection.

type