Close to Home by John McPherson for January 20, 2024

Hasn’t he suffered enough guys. Just let him in already.

Judgemental !

And how many days on hold?

If he wasn’t already dead, he’d want to kill himself.

Almost 20 years, poor guy!

Good to see Bleeb is still on the right side of the wall.

Okay. What does that have to do with admittance to Heaven?

So this is where the Spectacles, Testes, Watch & Wallet comes from.

But he was multitasking.

But he found you guys pretty quick eh!

Sounds like no matter which way they send him, it’s bound to be an improvement.

How long did he spend reading the comics?

I’ve heard that when we reach heaven our bodies will be perfect, except nothing will fix those overbites.

Yet he managed to find the not-so-pearly gates…?

….and how many days did he spend napping at his desk?

How about the hours waiting for an agent on the phone? Call Dish Network if you want to waste a few hours.

You’re not going to see any heavenly views from up there Bleeb. Hopefully, you are only selecting future targets at this time.

Normally I’d make some kind of stupid joke about this…

…but right now I’m just trying to find my car keys!

Maybe later…

Bleeb is in heaven

Apparently he never DID find his glasses?

you’d think Heaven would have some heavenly-talented sign painters up there…..that ‘HEAVEN’ sign is pretty shabby…..and for that matter, where’s the pearly gates?

How many hours did he spend looking for his Bible???

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

So he’s basically forgetful

Except for the swearing involved, he did pretty good it would seem……

…and they’ll tease him about it for the rest of eternity!

Could be worse! Keeps him out of trouble.

Make that 2787 days in line….

I guess I’ll fair better, I don’t carry a wallet, don’t need keys, I shop on line, and my glasses are on my head. Yep, I’ve got too much time on my hands.

Not so fast, laughing boy! How long was your list? How many hours trying to erase your browser history?? Hmmmmmm???

Lovely to have you back, Bleeb! :)

and, your point?

He’s a true seeker!

“Lousy job, Guardian Angel.”

He can’t even find his way to the other place…

Make that 2,787 days standing in lines…

I think we’ll get all that info when we get there. Plus a documentary about our entire time on earth and true, unblemished world history. But immediately after, we’ll see that nothing of that matters anymore. We’ll appreciate God’s love for us and thank Him forever for His grace through Christ which allows us in.

A true man of patience.

And how many waiting in that particular line?

“… at Lost and Found windows.

Ooo, Heaven’s a bit sarcastic today.

2787, counting this line.