Kliban by B. Kliban for January 22, 2024

Lettuce alone.

A pair of cultivated gentlemen to be sure.

“It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent Fritters”.

Elder?! Oh no, it’s Mormons!

“Sorry if this Bugs you. We seem to have taken a wrong turn in Albuquerque.”

But Ethel, having been around the block a few times, knew exactly what these two pervs were up to.

So that’s what Contrary Mary looks like.

Which genus are you two — heads of state, heads of cabbage, or heads of tails?

“It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent Fritters”

Cabbage Patch Kids gone to seed

I didn’t know you could get seeds to do that.

They actually are “good heads”.

fertilizing…as we speak

Did this put anyone else in mind of the opening of the Rocky and Bullwinkle show?

Talking, Forget Me Nots.. most gardeners use Rounup® to control their vicious gossip.

Makes me want to check out the first eight chapters.

The front rows look like tobacco.

The Cabbage Patch Kids grow up.

Reminds me of the movie “Motel Hell” from 1980.