Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 20, 2024

Oooo smoke.

The only thing worse than a worm in an apple you are about to eat, is half a worm in the apple you are eating.

I’ve found ants in bananas I was planning to eat which grossed me out.

Not to forget all that wax.

“Eat zee bugs!” -Schwab

Extra protein.

As they used to say in the Army, “Extra meat ration”……..

Oh, yeah. They had coal burning factories in the middle ages that produced apples. Right!

Irony…the opposite of wrinkly…

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Must be organic!!!!

If Bill Gates has his way, we will all eat factory meat from factories he owns.

Couldn’t be worse than fracking! ☹️

The latest versions of iPhones have bugs in the Apples. Hidden cookies, too.

You got it wrong… If there are insects, there are no, or havent been used lately, pesticides. Take the bug behind it’s ears, and move it! Then eat the apple!

What’s factory farming got to do with an apple? Is an apple orchard a factory farm?

The got the Apple product name right but they just screwed the pooch when developing it.

I saw a video that showed there are micro insects living in strawberries. They are always there. In the video, they dipped the berries in salt water, which made them all crawl out. I didn’t try it myself, and I try not to think about it when I eat them!

It’s poisoned, but for different reasons.

I assume the factory workers remove all life forms before the fruits are squashed for apple juice and apple sauce, right?

Another reason to never own an apple. Lack of security and a whole bunch of spying.

When in the Navy I found roaches in my cherry pie. I was going to throw it away but the guy next to me took it and just fished the roaches out before eating it. I was an electrician’s mate and hated working in the galley because of the roaches hiding beneath everything. They came in with the stores loaded onboard before we left on patrol (submarine).

We all should realize and own where all our food comes from. Not being preachy just raised on a farm. But not a factory.

Had a cherry tree once; great edible tasty cherries; Royal Anne. But we didn’t spray, so you’d see these tiny holes on the outside of the cherries. Ate them anyway — delicious.

Then one time decided to break open the cherry to really see what was inside. Never ate another one!

Perfect. A subtle message that hits to the ugliness of factory farming.

Did the factory forget to clean their bugs?

“Factory farms”, which thanks to MEDIA misinformation, and FABRICATED ‘stories" have made it appear that farmers and ranchers are out to poison the consumer.Remember CBS’s ‘reporting’ on apples treated with ALAR?Remember ABC’s FABRICATED expose on Food Lion’s unhygenic food handling procedures.Remember how the MEDIA employs quack physicians and ‘scientists’ to tell us of the dangers of eating drinking certain food products, BUT neglect to tell us that a person would have to eat, or drink, a trillion times their body weight per day, to even stand a slim chance of being harmed. (Remember that sensationalism sells, and sensationalist ‘reporting’ is the only good thing that the MSM produces)

We have 3600 pigs on 3/4 an acre in a little building across the street. Animals in the animal factories are crowded in so tight. It is about profit, not the animal’s comfort.

Do you have any idea how much insecticide was sprayed on your organic salad ingredients? At least I know the food I eat has many hidden price tags.

K. Eat vegan. You’ll be ready for KFC and Arby’s Deluxe after about one week!

I saw a documentary where Brazilian wandering spiders (VERY poisonous) lay eggs under the skin of bananas.

My Dad said that the only thing worse than finding a worm in your apple was to find half a worm in your apple.

At least you know it’s “organic.”