B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 19, 2024

What are shoes?

What’s a restaurant?

He forgot “No Credit!”

No customers either.

No shoes, no shirt, no clothing or shoe manufacturers.

As was pointed out to Mr. Spiccoli in “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”.

At least it doesn’t say, no facemask……

It should say : no shoes, no shirt, no problem like Kenny Chesney’s song says.

No Products to sell.

He’s just being honest. He’s not wearing shoes, he’s not wearing a shirt, and he’s not providing a service.

And a woman comes in wearing a dress and flip flops…

You weren’t expecting any customers, were you, Peter?

Hmm? He could be selling shoes and shirts…

No……No………No…….

Still pre-Birkenstocks.

Oh, and pull up your low-ride fur.

Peter likes calling himself a business owner but doesn’t want to put in the work.

What is this “service” of which you speak?

Saw this in a bar once. Guys: no shirt, no service. Girls: no shirt, no problem.

No shirt, Sherlock!

“…. since ain’t nobody got none.”

The sandals, first discovered in 1938 by anthropologist Luther Cressman, are 9,300 to 10,200 years old. The Fort Rock Sandals, as they are known by researchers, are housed at the Museum of Natural and Cultural History at the University of Oregon in Eugene. They were made from sagebrush bark and other fibers.

Due to inflation, he can’t afford to shop there anyway

No customers.

Methinks Peter needs a new business plan.

So, if one is wearing a shirt and shoes, all else is optional, that should make for very interesting dinner conversation! ;-p

What is service?

Maybe way back then, the sign was describing the waitresses.