Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 22, 2024

Man with gun: “Wait, Lustig is PAYING you?”

Oh man, they don’t make comics like that anymore! Thank goodness!

I was amused to see a redhead changed to a blonde in one frame and then back to redhead in the next. Quality control? Whazzat?

Think of baseball scores… that may help. Or smoke weed beforehand.. also known to slow down certain autonomic nerve responses.

Hang on I’m coming,

If ova and sperm had personalities, the fertilization process at high magnification would seem likewise extremely competitive, possibly involving violent weaponry — not funny like a “Farside” cartoon. (—

Always complaining. Can never make her happy.

Shoot first, ask how she liked it later.

It depends how fast the guy can reload.

“Bang bang, he shot me downBang bang, I hit the groundBang bang, that awful soundBang bang, my baby shot me down..” ‘Bang Bang’ Nancy Sinatra.

We’re going in ! https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=nM3fglmaRrA

Why is he shooting with a pipe-wrench?

Meanwhile, every other comic strip character at GC is asking, “You’re getting paid?”

Well then, stop pulling his trigger!

“If you’re going to shoot, shoot, don’t talk.”

Aah, quit yer bellyachin’! You’re making scale, right? Didn’t you folks just win a strike or something?

LMAO!

She’s lucky he’s even interested! ☺️☺️☺️❤️

“Dang! Missed!” he said “quickly and suddenly” because the banned word list wouldn’t let me use the arcane but relevant “e” word.

So, I take it the shotgun wedding is off.

Wait! What’s the meta for?

Is THAT why they call you “Quickshot”?

Hey, I didn’t know we could sign up for a paying cartoon gig! Sign me up!

John, you have not given them a raise? I trust you are properly ashamed of yourself!!

I have two things to say about this! 1: ROFLMAO! 2: I’m glad I didn’t have a mouthful of beer when I read thios! I would have had to get a screen because I’m sure it would have shorted out!

One of your best, John.

eats, shoots, and leaves…?

☺

My mind went to the gutter when I read the woman’s remark.

Hey, John! What does he mean ?!? You don’t pay union scale?? Shame on youse!

Not likes bangs eh.