M2Bulls by Marty Two Bulls Sr. for January 18, 2024

Eh. Anti-vax is stupid and revering MAGA is cultish, so it’s no surprise that swamp-lizard here’s kinda dumb other ways.

I lived in South Dakota in the early sixties with my grandparents. I still monitor the weather in the town where they were. It is flipping*COLD!!*

You have the freedom to freeze or not!

Marty, White men DO lie to other White men too! (A lot of it going around today!)

Summer’s on its way.

Living in South Dakota is a challenge due to the weather, but worse is due to the ignorance of so many of the MA-GA nutcases. They are abandoning Jesus to worship the orange messiah and that seriously feels like it is a satanic deception. Luckily, Sioux Falls is not as duped as other parts of the state, but still it is hard to see good people becoming nutcases by blindly following a serial conman.

Even a crocodilian knows to stay away from the Dakotas.

Hard to believe “They” didn’t say “You’ll freeze your frigging tail off!”

At least you don’t have to put up with Fla. politicians any more.

It got you away from the swamp boa constrictors and pythons.

Right now in the Midwest it’s almost as cold as a GQPer’s heart. Trump’s heart is -45 K.

Saskatchewan, an endless prairie

Where the buffalo used to roam

Only a man half-blind on whiskey

Would choose to make this land his home

Would choose to make this land his home

It is a beautiful state to visit. It could use fewer freedumb types living there.

Global warming is not just about extreme heat, which is also happening. It is about weather extremes in general. See rising sea water levels encroaching on coastal areas causing coastal waters to be contaminated with higher levels of salt. See large inland areas getting either less moisture or more rain/snowfall making changes for farmers and forests. Yes, there have always been seasonal changes, but now they have become more extreme.

Croc: Wait a sec. I’m a reptile. Maybe I’ll be able to move my limbs again in, what, May?

Penguin: Weather’s OK — but I’m hungry. How far to the nearest ocean?

Hell is an unincorporated community in Livingston County, Michigan,

Right about the weather. Colder than a well-diggers bleep.

The Sioux made a go of it for 10,000+ winters, you can’t handle ONE!

Fernblade? If you believe all the crap you just said, I have a bridge to sell you…cheap. You just have to move it from across the Hudson river.